Luke Skywalkers Father Was Screaming Something Awful - Tumblr Posts
7 months ago
DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?


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49 tiimes... he fought that beast...
(luke skywalkers father and him)
it had a chicken head with duck feet.
and a womens face too.
(it sounds rad)
it was waiting in the bushes for them
it ripped off luke skywalkers fathers head
luke skywalkers father was screaming something awful
in fact it made a huge mess so he had to change the floors
(the floors?)
you see lukes skywalkers fathers blood it drained into the floors so he had to change them
BUT EVERYONES GOT A CHICKEN DUCK WOMEN THING WAITING fOR THEM
im insane sorry