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Characters I think would be obsessed with V8 Juice

Im funny 💀

Thx for the tag @the-night-assassin! (I'll be doing one of my Mad Max ocs)

1- What's your name?

"Tenor."

2- Know why your named that?

"How should i know? Had some rust name before Coma gave me a new one, you'd hafta ask him."

3- Single or Taken?

"Cuddle buddies with four other people."

4- Any powers or abilities?

"I can play the drums, and I heard an Imperator joke that War Boys can hear each others thoughts."

5- "Stop being a Mary Sue"

"A what now?"

6- Eye Color?

"Sis tells me the one is like a polished rock. Silver she said?"

7- Hair Color?

[A random hand smacks his head, he bats it away] "Don't have none."

8- Any Family?

"All the Drummers are like family, but Spade and Lock are my triplets."

9- Pets?

"This kid brought a monitor lizard to our dorm, her name is Nex."

10- Any Dislikes?

"That purple goop they serve in the Mess Hall."

11- Then what do you like?

"Nex and the kid that owns her, my family, and my sick-ass drum."

12- Hurt anyone at all before?

"Course, we all have at some point."

13- Kill anyone before?

"He touched Spade, and incidentally all the Blood Bags were in use."

14- What kind of animal are you?

"Bari compared me his little pet once, I don't see it."

15- Worst habit?"

"None'a us are sane around here bub."

16- Any inspiration or people you look up to?"

"Eh, Furiosa and The Ace, I guess?"

17- What's your sexuality?

"The fuck is a sexuality?" *he was given a quick rundown* "Oh! I dunno, what was that aroace thing you mentioned?"

18- Are you still in school?

"Oh! I've heard the History People mention those! Doesn't seem like a shine place to be."

19- Ever think about starting a family?

"Ew."

20- Any fans?

"Everyone that follows the Doof Wagon."

21- What are you most afraid of?

"Uhm..." [he glanced around uncomfortably, leaning in close] "Listen, the history people told me about these birds that won a battle against chain guns, I'm glad those bastards are gone!"

22- What do you usually wear?

[A jingle rattled when he plucked at a pocket of the cargo ] "Lifted these from Spade, another pair from Lock. Mostly my Drummer outfit."

23- Any foods you like?

"Have you seen a grape?! Weird little purple seeds are amazing!"

24- Would you like to stop the interview, or are you okay to keep going?

"As long as," [he yelled over his shoulder] "MY WONDERFUL SISTERS don't try to hit me again."

26- What class are you?

"What's a class?"

28- Thoughts on pie?

[Tenor's head titled] "What's a pie? Can I eat it?"

29- Favorite drink?

"Guzzoline."

30- Favorite place?

*in a conspiratorial whisper* "Me n the other Black Box fighters found a real shine cave under the Citadel."

31- Interested in anyone?

"Again. Ew."

35- How do you feel about camping, or the outdoors?

[Gestures vaguely to the sand covered cave]

OC Interview!

1. Choose an OC.

2. Answer them as that OC.

3. Tag 5 people to do the same!

i was tagged by @rush-me-thomas 

I’m gonna tag: @zacklover24​ @cameoninja​ @highwvymen​ @theeonlyroman​ @far-cry-all-the-time​ @farcrying5​ @fallout4-obsessions​ @superbcatstudents​ @newdawnfarcry​ @thatjessopgirl​ + anyone who would like to do

I choose my Farcry 5/New Dawn :

(Pictures by @leavenopathuntaken and @mooreaux )

1. What is your name?

Mai Takoda Seed

2. Do you know why are you named that?

My mom did it as a nod to honor my dad, who she thought was dead at the time of my birth, and my Uncle Takoda.

3. Are you single or taken?

*Visibly uncomfortable with this question* Single. But-uh, interested.

4. Have any abilities or powers?

My psychotic Uncle fed me some kind of fucking drug infused apple and it gave me super strength and some other shit so I suppose so.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue.

…Excuse me?

6. What’s your eye color?

Right eye hazel, left eye blue.

7. How about your hair color?

Bright red like my papa’s

8. Have any family members?

My mom, Nayeli Lamb, and my father, Jacob Seed. My biological Uncles are gone. I had an adoptive aunt I guess too but she’s gone as well. Lots of self-proclaimed Uncles and Aunts. I also have a baby sibling on the way.

9. Oh? How about pets?

We had a dog named Boomer and a Cougar named Peaches when I was super young. They passed away though.

10. That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don’t like?

*cracks knuckles* When people mess with my family.

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Yeah, it’s called hunting down Highwaymen and stealing their shit all over the country. 

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

*twiddles fingers and looks down at the floor* More than once.

13. Ever… killed anyone before?

*stares at the camera like she’s in the Office*

14. What kind of animal are you?

My first name literally translates to coyote sooo…

15. Name your worst habits?

Some would argue I get angry too easily. I also tend to hit first and ask questions later.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

My parents, definitely. *A smile crosses her face* Also Thomas Rush. One of the greatest people I’ll ever meet. 

17. Are you gay, straight or bisexual?

Bisexual. Before Dove turned out to be a traitor, I figured I’d have a chance with her over Thomas but that went sideways really fast. Selene and I had a fling going once the Twins were dealt with but that didn’t last long either.

18. Do you go to school?

*dead pan stare*

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?

I don’t think that’s an option for me.

20. Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

If I do they’re really good at hiding.

21. What are you most afraid of?

Not being able to protect the ones I love.

22. What do you usually wear?

Dad’s military jacket, grey t-shirt, black pants, combat boots.

23. What’s one food that tempts you?

Roger makes these like little pastries sometimes, I forgot what he calls them. But god, I just demolish them.

24. Am I annoying to you?

What the fuck kinda question-

25. Well, it’s still not over!

…Oh….

26. What class are you (low/middle/high)?

It’s the fucking Post-Collapse, I don’t think classes are relevant at this point. 

27. How many friends do you have?

Carmina and I used to be real close but my methods have gotten in the way of that. The only friend’s I have I guess would be Roger and Thom- never mind.

28. What are your thoughts on pie?

It’s pie.

29. Favorite drink?

I don’t drink.

30. What’s your favorite place?

I like to go up to where my Uncle Joseph’s retreat was and walk up to the very top. You can see the whole county from up there. It’s beautiful, but that place brings back bad memories so I only go a few times.

31. Are you interested in anyone?

Would it be surprising to say yes?

32. That was a stupid question…

*huffs*

33. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?

Neither. I’m not letting a shark, crocodile or demon fish get anywhere near me.

34. What’s your type?

I don’t have one. If I had to say though, he’d be two inches shorter than me, black hair, blue eyes, and his name would be Thomas.

35. Any fetishes?

…What the fuck is a fetish?

36. Camping or outdoors?

Whichever. Are we done yet?

bear with me here my editors voted I should do fic announcements

War Boy oc shenanigans and cactus induced violence, all in one convient one-shot