Made With Reverence - Tumblr Posts

~ an interpretation of what was probably going on in heaven when I was trying to be christian as a kid ~

baby me: hi god I hope I'm doing this prayer thing right anyway I lost my stuffed animal can you help me find it?

the christian god:

the christian god: whose pagan baby is that

the christian god: *glancing around heaven* wHOSE PAGAN BABY IS THAT

the christian god: uhh

st. jude: *brought forward by my catholic family history* hey god, do you want me to-

the christian god: pLEASE

stuffed animal: *is found*

baby me: yaaayy!! thank you god, 10/10 will pray again! hooray am good christian!!

the christian god:

the christian god:

brigid: i mean, they're a little confused but they got the spirit