Mahtin - Tumblr Posts
Random person: "Hey this chair is kind of uncomf-"
Me post-MAG170:
Hey gang. Um. What!
The Magnus Archives in Ancient Rome slash Greece - according to my friend
"Martanicus, Martanicus!!"
"What Jocrates?"
"Martanicus there's a giant wooden horse outside"
"..."
"Martanicus this must be a gift from The Eye Martanicus!!"
"Jocrates.."
"Give me the parchment Martanicus, I need to trauma dump"
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"Scripture of Juluis Ceasar, regarding.."
Can we take a moment for Martin Kartin Blackwood being just an evil little bitch???
Like this fandom cannot be out here calling Martin an "uwu little softboi who loves tea and cows and his boyfriend and he's so sweet and scared and awww 🥺🥺🥺"
NO. YOU FOOLS.
First of all, this guy LIED on his CV to get hired at the Institute, bro has NO qualifications to be here, and I feel like lying about who you are at the MAGNUS INSTITUTE HOME OF THE LITERAL EYE is probably not EASY
This guy SLEPT WITH A CORKSCREW meaning he was FULLY PREPARED to just start CORKSCEWING WORMS OUT OF HIS FLESH
Martin is just CHILL with spiders (fair, spiders are epic I love those guys, this post was made by Annabelle Cane)
He burned a bunch of statements with ELIAS BOUCHARD on the other side of the door
Follow up- Elias brought up his deepest trauma about his mother, and Martin KNEW he was gonna do that, and he just sat there and took it because he was on that mansplain manipulate malewife grind
He KEEPS TELLING HIS BOYFRIEND TO KILL PEOPLE. HE TRIED TO GET JONATHAN TO SMITE PEOPLE INTO THE VOID BECAUSE HE WAS JEALOUS.
He straight up manipulated people at the Institute like get this dude a job with The Web
Basically, Season 4/5 Martin, case in point, we're not getting into Heaven with this one boys