Mans Is Literally A Scientist Who Just Can't Die No Matter The Situation - Tumblr Posts

I can't get over how fucking goofy the premise of hl2 is tbh like--

Ah yes here is a intergalactic empire ruling combine! No babies though! Combine hate children! Oh whats that? A man who just woke up and is barrelling towards you in an airboat? And he weighs very little? And is literally a single man? Ah shit well looks like our times up guys we definitely lost this one!