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Pretty sure I have at least one OC for each of these (and some for more than one). But if I had to pick one, it'd be:

"I'm secure in my butt," Hye-Su chirped. She even pulled the skirt of her bright yellow sundress taut across her rear, outlining the curve of her butt and part of her thighs. She loved to show off, but only in the privacy of their home. Anywhere else, she'd be the perfect picture of demure innocence and humility.

Su-Ji appreciatively eyed the emphasized butt. Normally she was not one to initiate physical touch... But at this moment, she couldn't resist reaching out, laying a slender hand on the soft, warm curve, and giving it a firm squeeze. "I'm secure in your butt, too."

Okay guys 😂

So my Mom gave me this old notepad where she wrote down all the unhinged shit she and her college friends ended up saying to each other like 20 years ago, and she also gave her permission to post the quotes. All my writeblr buddies, comment which of your characters might say one of these.

"If a laugh could stick it's pinkies out, yours would."

"Hi, I'm an invalid frog."

"Muffineth." (Said like in fake Old English)

"Oh! I wasn't thinking of Hamlet, I was thinking of Spaceballs."

"I'm secure in my butt." "I'm secure in your butt, too."

"So it's all proper and shit."

"Wouldn't it suck if God was a Plumber?"

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If y'all wanna do this.