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I know that some people get very nervous around the idea of having sex while under the influence, but don’t worry, I’ll guide you.
You can come sit on my lap and I’ll hold your cup or can or whatever and help you drink it down, all while my other hand feels you over your underwear. We’ll go nice and slow, I won’t slip my fingers into them until you whisper in a drawl that you want it. If you really struggle with it, I can take the sip of your drink or take the shot for you and spit it into your mouth through a kiss. That way there’s less thinking work for you.
You can take an edible or something and I’ll slowly start to go down on you while you’re in a nice and hazey. If you’re comfortable with smoking, maybe I’d let you take a few hits off my joint, or again I can shotgun them to you, make even getting stoned something out of your responsibility. Just lay down and let me make you feel good.
I’ll tell you everything I’m doing and everything I’m going to do. I’ll make sure you’re as comfortable and care free as you can be while I work orgasm after orgasm out of you when you’re in your own little world.
Butch that gives me the princess treatment WHILE I give them the prince treatment. I'm a stay at home trophy wife so when they get home from work I sit on my knees and rub their feet for them, however long they want. I made them their favourite for dinner, now I'm sitting on their lap as they feed me each bite. They've just spent hours maintaining my garden, so I run them a nice bath with a glass of their favourite liquor, a cheese platter, my best bath bomb and, obviously, me right next to them to scrub them clean.
what i would give to have a butch grabbing at my thighs n sucking my tits. being someone’s toy femme. <33

they’re at comic con together
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *dies of gayness*








Wlw couples on the train 👩❤️👩🚆 (x)
this could be us but you playing


a dumb lil comic i drew between my classes

idiots
Little brother who gets jealous watching me play with the family dog and starts trying to convince me that he can be a better pup because he'll whine like a mutt while letting me "play" with his hole 💙