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Bug boy James gave Sirius multiple near heart attacks because he carries spiders to safety and has to show off the especially beautiful ones to everyone he meets on his way

can we cuddle? :3 (im gonna grind on you the whole time)

'love is all we have' well i dont know about you guys but i also have articles and pdfs

me: *in coffin, dead af*

someone: *plays rocking intro*

me: *punches through coffin* TEEN TOP WE GON ROCK IT DROP IT TOP IT HEY DON'T STOP IT POP IT

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a wretched old man

will the lesbians still love me if i’m sad

tragedy lovers when the tragedy impacts them deeply: this is FUCKED UP. do it again and again forever please

Not getting fucked every day is actually causing me brain damage. The amount of blood rushing to my boyclit is enough to warrant a medical emergency.

Cold weather enjoyer FREAKS when they’re shivering and tensed up and can’t feel their toes and their face hurts and

i love this image but i never have the opportunity to use it so i always quote it in my head instead