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"Checklist, masky!"

Send “checklist” and my muse will fill out the list below with their thoughts about yours!

"I haven't got time for a play date, clown..."

I find you to be:

[X] interesting (Can't say there's ever a dull moment with you around) [X] cute (How you give the bat so much trouble, me not so much) [ ] attractive [ ] sexy [ ] reassuring [X] intimidating [X] annoying [X] tedious [ ] terrifying

I think we should:

[ ] talk more [ ] hang out more [ ] date [ ] adopt each other as found family [ ] fight (friendly) [X] fight (hostile) [X] avoid each other if at all possible

If we spent an evening together we would:

[ ] just hang out [ ] talk about deep stuff [ ] cuddle [ ] go to bed together (to sleep) [ ] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [X] go out and party till sunrise (By party we both know we mean crime) [X] both get arrested (Let's face it, this is the most likely outcome) [X] probably wind up killing each other

If we kissed it would be:

[ ] a chaste press of lips (I don't really have lips so) [ ] a playful smooch [ ] swift and stolen [ ] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant [X] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck [X] not happening

If we had sex it would be:

[ ] romantic and luxurious [X] fast, rough and hard [ ] against the nearest wall [ ] fantastic [ ] awkward [X] a really bad idea [X] an all-around disaster [ ] not happening

If I woke up and found you unexpectedly in my bed I would:

[ ] cuddle you [ ] offer you breakfast [ ] attempt to seduce you [X] kick you the fuck out [ ] demand to know how you got there (I wouldn't bother asking how, we both know you have your ways) [X] scream (at you. Security's getting an earful next)

checklist (Matt)

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"You cost me a pretty penny thanks to your latest stunt. I think you and I both know how you can make it up to me..."

I find you to be:

[X] interesting [ ] cute [X] attractive [X] sexy [ ] reassuring [X] intimidating (in the sexiest way) [X] annoying (You're too good at disrupting my men's work) [ ] tedious [ ] terrifying

I think we should:

[X] talk more [ ] hang out more [X] date (I do crime, you come and 'stop' me) [ ] adopt each other as found family [X] fight (friendly) [X] fight (hostile) [ ] avoid each other if at all possible

If we spent an evening together we would:

[X] just hang out (Depends if you're the 'hanging out' type) [X] talk about deep stuff (Gonna preach at me?) [ ] cuddle (We're as cuddly as cacti and just as much as pricks) [ ] go to bed together (to sleep) [X] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [X] go out and party till sunrise [ ] both get arrested (you're trying to get me arrested!!) [X] probably wind up killing each other

If we kissed it would be:

[ ] a chaste press of lips [ ] a playful smooch [ ] swift and stolen [ ] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant [X] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck [ ] not happening

If we had sex it would be:

[ ] romantic and luxurious [X] fast, rough and hard [X] against the nearest wall [X] fantastic [ ] awkward [X] a really bad idea [ ] an all-around disaster [ ] not happening (It happened lol)

If I woke up and found you unexpectedly in my bed I would:

[ ] cuddle you [X] offer you breakfast [X] attempt to seduce you (One more round before you go?) [ ] kick you out (I trust you know your way out by now) [ ] demand to know how you got there [ ] scream

checklist

Send “checklist” and my muse will fill out the list below with their thoughts about yours!

"The fuck do you mean my office's got ghosts?"

I find you to be:

[X] interesting [X] cute (in a dorky way) [ ] attractive [ ] sexy [X] reassuring [ ] intimidating [X] annoying [ ] tedious [ ] terrifying

I think we should:

[X] talk more [ ] hang out more [ ] date [ ] adopt each other as found family [X] fight (friendly) [ ] fight (hostile) [ ] avoid each other if at all possible

If we spent an evening together we would:

[X] just hang out [X] talk about deep stuff (and about the shit you get up to) [ ] cuddle [ ] go to bed together (to sleep) [ ] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [ ] go out and party till sunrise [ ] both get arrested [ ] probably wind up killing each other

If we kissed it would be:

[ ] a chaste press of lips [ ] a playful smooch [ ] swift and stolen [ ] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant [ ] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck [ ] not happening [X] we just fucking met

If we had sex it would be:

[ ] romantic and luxurious [ ] fast, rough and hard [ ] against the nearest wall [ ] fantastic [X] awkward [X] a really bad idea [ ] an all-around disaster [ ] not happening [X] again we just fucking met!

If I woke up and found you unexpectedly in my bed I would:

[ ] cuddle you [ ] offer you breakfast [ ] attempt to seduce you [X] kick you the fuck out [X] demand to know how you got there [X] scream

Checklist, please.

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"The fuck are you looking at, Cobblepot?"

I find you to be:

[X] interesting [ ] cute [ ] attractive [ ] sexy [ ] reassuring [X] intimidating [X] annoying (prick!) [X] tedious (don't think I've forgotten about you killing my mole) [ ] terrifying

I think we should:

[ ] talk more [ ] hang out more [ ] date [ ] adopt each other as found family [ ] fight (friendly) [X] fight (hostile) [X] avoid each other if at all possible [X] focus on our enemies first

If we spent an evening together we would:

[ ] just hang out [X] talk about deep stuff (fuck it, let's drink and chat about shit happening in Gotham) [ ] cuddle (fuck no, not even if I was the drunkest man on earth) [ ] go to bed together (to sleep) [ ] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [ ] go out and party till sunrise [X] both get arrested [X] probably wind up killing each other (most likely outcome tbh)

If we kissed it would be:

[ ] a chaste press of lips [ ] a playful smooch [ ] swift and stolen [ ] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant [ ] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck [X] not happening [X] I don't trust you not to bite off what's left of my lips

If we had sex it would be:

[ ] romantic and luxurious [ ] fast, rough and hard [ ] against the nearest wall [ ] fantastic [X] awkward (so fucking awkward) [X] a really bad idea [X] an all-around disaster [X] not happening

If I woke up and found you unexpectedly in my bed I would:

[ ] cuddle you (I'd rather cuddle as cactus) [ ] offer you breakfast (I'd serve you my fists) [ ] attempt to seduce you (hell no!) [X] kick you the fuck out, both physically and literally [X] demand to know how you got there (and how you fucking sneaked in without waking me up) [X] scream (I got enough bad dreams without waking up to your goddamn face)

checklist

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"No need to look so nervous, you're in good hands here, promise..."

I find you to be:

[X] interesting [X] cute (not derogatory) [X] attractive (in the twinkish sense) [ ] sexy [X] reassuring (somebody's gotta look out for you) [ ] intimidating (I've seen marshmallows more intimidating than you) [ ] annoying [ ] tedious [ ] terrifying [X] entertaining (boy are you gonna have fun here in gotham)

I think we should:

[X] talk more [X] hang out more (get to know you a little better) [X] date (date more like you hang out while I commit crimes) [ ] adopt each other as found family [ ] fight (friendly) [ ] fight (hostile) [ ] avoid each other if at all possible (you stay) [X] teach you some self-defence moves (plenty of assholes here in gotham would just love to eat you up)

If we spent an evening together we would:

[X] just hang out (I do know how to have fun that doesn't involve killing or torture, promise) [X] talk about deep stuff (you've gotta have some secrets) [ ] cuddle (I ain't really the cuddly sort except on rare occasions) [X] go to bed together (to sleep) [X] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [X] go out and party till sunrise (loosen you up a bit) [X] both get arrested (I'll get us bailed don't worry) [ ] probably wind up killing each other

If we kissed it would be:

[ ] a chaste press of lips (ain't nothing chaste about us) [X] a playful smooch (might do that) [X] swift and stolen (just wanna see those pretty cheeks redden) [ ] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant [X] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck (hope you don't mind it rough) [ ] not happening

If we had sex it would be:

[ ] romantic and luxurious [X] fast, rough and hard [X] against the nearest wall (not waiting until we're in bed) [X] fantastic [ ] awkward [X] a really bad idea (for you? me? who knows) [X] an all-around disaster [ ] not happening

If I woke up and found you unexpectedly in my bed I would:

[ ] cuddle you [X] offer you breakfast (you're probably hungry after whatever happened last night who knows) [X] attempt to seduce you [ ] kick you out [ ] demand to know how you got there (security probably sent you up) [ ] scream

Checklist (brutalscaled~)

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"Got a job you might be interested in, Croc. It's quick, easy and all that's required are a few minutes of your maritime talents..."

I find you to be:

[X] interesting (By far one of the most interesting people I know) [X] cute (Not derogatory) [X] attractive (I always like watching you work) [ ] sexy [X] reassuring (Reassuring like having a grenade launcher onhand) [X] intimidating (to others, you're a godsend when I need quick answers/results from these morons) [ ] annoying (No?) [ ] tedious (Again, no) [ ] terrifying (I guess I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of those jaws but it's impressive watching them work)

I think we should:

[X] talk more (Always good hearing your thoughts on things) [X] hang out more (I can trust you when shit needs getting done) [X] date (Date more like planning how we're gonna strike that incoming shipment before it hits the docks) [X] adopt each other as found family (You can be my brother anyday) [X] fight (friendly) [ ] fight (hostile) [ ] avoid each other if at all possible

If we spent an evening together we would:

[X] just hang out (You know you're always welcome to come chill or whatever) [X] talk about deep stuff (We can shoot the shit over a bottle of whiskey or two, yeah) [ ] cuddle [X] go to bed together (to sleep) [ ] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [X] go out and party till sunrise (by party you and I both know that's a lie :) [X] both get arrested (Fucking Batman always finds a way to spoil our fun) [ ] probably wind up killing each other (Nah we get along p good)

If we kissed it would be:

[ ] a chaste press of lips [ ] a playful smooch [ ] swift and stolen [ ] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant [ ] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck [X] not happening [X] it's not because I don't like you, it's because you and I both have lip issues

If we had sex it would be:

[ ] romantic and luxurious [ ] fast, rough and hard [ ] against the nearest wall [ ] fantastic [X] awkward (We've known each other since we were kids so it's kinda awkward yeah...) [X] a really bad idea (I can handle pain but even this might be too much to handle?) [X] an all-around disaster (Can't see it turning out any other way RIP) [X] not happening

If I woke up and found you unexpectedly in my bed I would:

[ ] cuddle you (Being asleep doesn't count) [X] offer you breakfast (Cooked or 'leftovers' from last night?) [ ] attempt to seduce you [ ] kick you out (No you can stay) [ ] demand to know how you got there (I'd wonder how you got in without waking me tbh) [ ] scream [X] not question it [X] go back to sleep (I know I'm safe here with you)

if you're still taking them- checklist for Jules

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"Man, you're one nasty old son of a bitch..."

I find you to be:

[X] interesting (Anyone chowing down on bodies is the dictionary definition of 'interesting') [ ] cute (In a sad old hobo way? Maybe??) [ ] attractive (Not to my tastes) [ ] sexy (hell mother effing no!) [ ] reassuring (Nothing about you is reassuring) [X] intimidating (With the whole 'weirdo eating the rotting flesh of your past kills' type deal situation? The fuck do you think?) [ ] annoying [ ] tedious [X] terrifying (Well, you terrified David into puking up dinner so...)

I think we should:

[X] talk more (Maybe I can use as my personal body disposal unit? Croc can only eat so much and sometimes he gets caught) [ ] hang out more (At a distance) [ ] date (I ain't into dating old feral cannibalistic hobos) [ ] adopt each other as found family (Maybe you can be a pet or gang mascot, I don't know) [ ] fight (friendly) [X] fight (hostile) [ ] avoid each other if at all possible

If we spent an evening together we would:

[X] just hang out [X] talk about deep stuff (You. You work for me now) [ ] cuddle (No thanks lol) [ ] go to bed together (to sleep) [ ] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [ ] go out and party till sunrise (Could happen if all goes well) [ ] both get arrested (That's a possibility. I'm pretty sure cannibalism of corpses is still a crime even in Gotham) [ ] probably wind up killing each other (Also a possibility. I ain't letting you snack on me though)

If we kissed it would be:

[ ] a chaste press of lips (no thanks lol) [ ] a playful smooch (ew) [ ] swift and stolen (ew) [ ] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant (ew) [ ] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck (fucking ew) [X] not happening

If we had sex it would be:

[ ] romantic and luxurious (Hell naw) [ ] fast, rough and hard (You can't handle what I got, old man) [ ] against the nearest wall (The only thing I'm doing here is throwing you at the wall maybe) [ ] fantastic (Somehow I doubt that) [ ] awkward (Too awkward lmao) [ ] a really bad idea (Ya think??) [X] an all-around disaster [X] not happening

If I woke up and found you unexpectedly in my bed I would:

[ ] cuddle you (Gross) [ ] offer you breakfast (Fuck you, I'm not on the menu!) [ ] attempt to seduce you (Nasty) [X] kick you the fuck out (then I'd give your ass a royal beatdown) [X] demand to know how you got there (Umm yes??) [X] scream (Wouldn't you??)