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Why don't you talk to me? I hate when I'm the only one screaming Why you gotta make me feel Like I'm the one who's batshit crazy?šµš¶

Big Michael booba š³
I feel VERY normal about how he waited for the perfect moment to come charging out at her from the shadows all sexy like a bat out of hell so he could effortlessly steal control of the gun and use it to pin her against the wall seductively.





I feel EXTREMELY normal about how they struggle for control of the knife but itās futile because heās just too strong and instead of stabbing her with intent to kill (which he could do in a heartbeat and with absolute ease) he only wounds her to calm her tf down so he can be intimate.
(DOES NOT PAY RENT IN MY HEAD ā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļø)




I feel ACHINGLY normal about how they are not equal in power at all, it only seems that way because heās barely even trying here (he could have killed her outright in two seconds flat if he really wanted to) because heās in love with her and would rather have her and thatās why she ultimately succeeds in burning him alive in the cellar, slitting his throat, and crushing him into tiny hamburger bits in the grinder.
Because he didnāt kill her way back when he had the chance because heās been in love and obsessed with her for forty plus years. š©
He couldāve tried harder in their final fight in Ends too but he was more concerned with giving them matching scars.
Loversā Scars. š©

(Getting her fingers sliced off by the garbage disposal probably would have killed her eventually but if he really meant business then he could have just sliced her throat or something quick like that but instead this lovebird chose to stand behind her erotically and give couple scars and that just gave her the chance to get an upper hand on him like..)
She really is more powerful than him, after allā¦


Realized I never uploaded this!
Michael in neganās clothes came up, and that gave me rockabilly vibes!
Enjoy!

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