MIMIC!CESAR WOULD PROBABLY TAKE DARCY OVER TO THE BFS HOUSE TO CHECK EVERY INCH OF THAT PLACE FOR ANYTHING OFF - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
Now I wanna hear the list of the extremely high expectations for Marks potential boyfriend.
They must:
Always be kind to Mark
Make him smile and laugh (genuinely)
Always make Mark their top prority
Protect him at all costs
Be 100% fine with sharing the bed with Mark and him
Make Mark feel loved and cared for all the time (and he can literally taste whether or not Mark feels that way so don't think you'll get away with it!)
Ensure that Mark is everything to them, the same way he is everything to mimic!Cesar
Be prepared to give your life if it means Mark will be safe
Love and appreciate Darcy too (she's the main character!)
No one ever meets this criteria lmao
Tags :
hail true body
htb mark owens
htb mimic!cesar
htb prophecyduo
GAAAAAAHHHHHHDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMN
MARK COME GET YOUR DOG
IT’S JUDGING YOUR BOYFRIEND
ACTUALLY BOTH OF YOUR DOGS
THE ELDRITCH ONE AND THE SLIGHTLY LESS ELDRITCH ONE
MIMIC!CESAR WOULD PROBABLY TAKE DARCY OVER TO THE BF’S HOUSE TO CHECK EVERY INCH OF THAT PLACE FOR ANYTHING OFF
BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS KIDS
IT’S TIME FOR THE WILD ADVENTURES OF M!CESAR AND DARCY AS THEY INVESTIGATE THIS ONE GUY’S HOUSE FOR MAKING THE DECISION OF DATING MARK
“Break up with him bestie” -Mimic!Cesar as soon as he looks at Mark’s date
(/vlh for all of this lmao)