Mommy Drama - Tumblr Posts

Omg my kid is so sick and there is NOTHING I can do for him!

Friend: So how did you spend your Saturday night? Me: :looking harried and just generally out-of-sorts: Catching projectile vomit in a bowl. You? Friend: ...okay, call ya later.

My child has been asleep for thirty minutes and I'm still sitting here watching cartoons.