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TMNT : Mutant Mayhem X Gender Neutral Reader dating headcanons
Note(s): 2003 has me in a chokehold so I might accidentally mix their personalities, also you can probably tell who my favourite turtle is 💀
I've only seen this movie once, and I can't afford to go to the cinema again so I'm sorry that I didn't write a lot!
Leonardo
Leo basically has a full time job of trying to impress you, one time he even tried to drive a car and do tricks for you. It, unsurprisingly, went so bad that Splinter grounded him for a week.
While Splinter has always dug in that humans were dangerous and hateful, which is semi true, meeting April and you have diluted Leonardo's faith in that. He realises that you're just... People. People who make mistakes, who need to change, and who largely, have changed.
He likes learning about things you take for granted everyday, what was school like? Have you ever been to a restaurant? Do you like going outside a lot? Do you have a pet? Etc, etc.
Leo needs to try really hard in school because he's not naturally talented in science or math like Donatello, so he appreciates any help you can give him! He surprisingly likes homework, he views it like training, sort of like something to improve his skills.
He 100% searches a 'how to flirt' wikihow and gets absolutely slammed by his brothers for trying some of the worst pickup lines in history on you.
Leonardo wants to train you with self defense skills if you don't know any already, he puts on the training videos that Splinter used to learn himself and teach Leo and his brothers, so that you two can at least spend time by training together.
Raphael
Despite loving violence and fighting, he's always happy and his rage is never directed at you, he even tries to get you to let out your anger by training sometimes.
If you don't know how to fight, or don't want to learn, then he's perfectly fine with just giving you one of his sais and letting you stab a punching bag with it, or something.
Raph occasionally gets into more friendly fights and sparring matches with his brothers or classmates, he's always bragging to you about how cool he was and how awesome it was to fight.
He likes it when you initiate hugs or hand holding, it's not that he's embarrassed or doesn't want to initiate affection, or even have it at all, but Raph isn't the best at guessing what you want without outright asking. Which he does do a lot, but he feels awkward constantly asking for a hug, and he lets you know that he's always up for one.
Raphael doesn't want you in danger, but he does 100% egg you on to participate in fights and pull some chaos, even if minuscule.
Donatello
He's a complete dork and LOVES to try and impress you with knowledge on your favourite musical artists, TV shows and movies, etc, etc. Donnie gets super into anything you're into, and he even tries to subtly get you interested in things like K-pop or science, if you're not interested in them already.
Always rants about his interests, he could go on for HOURS about the hidden messages in a music video, especially when he can get out more often and speak to more people about what he likes.
He's so curious about humans and their biological functions, don't be weird not like that, he always used to watch documentaries to Splinter and his brothers confusion.
Donnie frequently imagines what life would be like without a shell, with his skin a different texture, with his ears all weird and sticking out, he constantly asks you questions about living as a human.
He adores it if you know a lot about biology, especially if you know about turtle biology, even if he and his brothers are different than regular turtles for obvious reasons.
Donnie loves holding your hand, whenever he's nervous, or if you're nervous, he likes squeezing your hand and just holding it for a while. Even if it's kind of awkward because of his three fingers.
Michelangelo
Mikey loves showing off his ninja skills to you. Oh, you're just watching a movie? Watch him do the stunt from that one scene about fifty times.
He doesn't have much of a 'taste' in movies or music, he just sort of watches whatever captures his interest. His most watched media consists of an intense crime documentary and Pingu.
Mikey loves hugging you, no matter what you're doing he just (･ω･)つ⊂(･ω･) His favourite way of hugging you is from behind, because then you can do whatever you want and he isn't bothering you, but he also gets to give you a hug.
As the youngest sibling, Michelangelo loves getting you involved in pranks that involve screwing over his brothers. He will beg you, BEG YOU, to let him stand on your shoulders to place a bucket of water on top of a door, to help him dye his brothers masks the wrong colours, basically anything!
He loves making friends and would like to meet your friends and family, that is if you have any or have a good relationship with them, and if you do, he's trying to impress them so he can in turn impress you.
He also expects you to get along with his family, you don't need to constantly hang out with them, but he likes to have the knowledge that his family accepts and trusts you, he also likes to have the knowledge that you trust his family.
While not being the most perfect and strong guy, he has full respect for you and he shows it in semi unconventional ways. Mikey constantly likes to play video games with you, and while he's never been able to play the newest or most expensive, he may or may not steal a game or two just for you.
If you have a console, PC or even just a god damn phone that can handle a decent game, expect you two to play for HOURS.
What shows both his family and you that he does truly love you is when he gives you a slice of his pizza, if you're vegan or allergic to his favourite flavour, he'll order what you can eat instead of what he wants.
His brothers genuinely have a full hour of just staring in shock at you and him when that happens.
Mmmm turtle
WAIT!!! HAD AN IDEA FOR MIKEY X READER (u don't
have to take this, just makes me feel bettersharing).
But like, what If Mikey ends up crushingon the teachers pet and tries winning them over bybeing a goof but they're just very strict on school and not interested. Then they get paired up for a school project 👀
STUDY BUDDIES
—mm!mikey x fem!reader
SUMMARY: in which a overly friendly turtle tries to make friends with an intelligent workaholic.
AUTHOR’S NOTE: this is such a great idea! you guys always have such big brains. i love the dynamic between the reader and mikey already.
the sun shone bright on eastman high school, rays of warmth beamed through the windows.
oh, how mikey loved his window seat in this class. he was able to look out the glass and get lost in the peaceful school grounds. well, not for long.
a hand reaches in front of him, snapping swiftly.
“hey!” a feminine voice whisper-shouted. “you should pay attention. the teacher will catch you daydreaming.”
mikey looked at the person sitting beside him, his three-fingered hand parted from his cheek to rest on the smooth wood of his desk.
mikey looked straight at her. and boy, did his mind race. you were gorgeous, and your voice. oh, your voice…
your tone was soft and comforting, with a bit of warmth. but you sounded concerned, a little bit irritated. that didn’t matter to mikey, though. he was lost in your looks.
“uhm, stare much?” you ask, eyes narrowed.
“yeah, totally…” mikey swooned, leaning on his hand again. he definitely was head over heels for her. he didn’t even noticed what he was saying.
“i-i mean, uhm— sorry.“ mikey stuttered, earning a raised eyebrow from you. you turn away, now focusing on the chalkboard and the teacher scribbling on it.
thirty minutes pass, and mikey gathers up his stuff. that’s when the teacher’s voice snapped him out of his thoughts.
“michelangelo, y/n, come over here. i need to talk to you both about something.” he instructed, and mikey groaned quietly.
“i told you uh, sir. it’s just mikey.” he reminded the teacher, who furrowed his brows. with a frown, he approached the teacher’s desk. you followed close behind.
“what is it? i’ve got chess club.” you asked, growing impatient.
“well, forget that. if you were listening, mr. michelangelo and ms. y/n, you’d know that your math assignment is due tomorrow.”
you rubbed your temples and mikey groaned even louder this time.
“luckily for you,” he said, cutting mikey’s whines off, “i have paired you two together to work on the assignment. don’t mess up, and you won’t fail. if you do, i’ll tell both of your parents.”
you frowned, “but sir, i haven’t—“
“a-bup-bup! no, don’t ‘but sir’ me. you heard what i said.” and with that, the teacher waved his hand dismissively.
you facepalmed, now standing outside of the classroom.
“you know this is all your fault, right?” you glared at the turtle, and he pouted.
“what? how is it my—“
“you kept staring, so he noticed. i warned ya, and now i’m in trouble too.”
mikey rolled his eyes, pumping a fist.
“c’mon! we won’t mess up. we just have to work together.” mikey encouraged her, to no avail.
“fat chance. you do your work, and i’ll do mine. we aren’t working together.” you stated, jabbing him in the shoulder as you brushed past him.
“teach won’t like it if we’re not doing it together. he was pretty serious about the partners thing.” mikey pointed out, which made you stop in your tracks.
you sighed, shoulders tensed. how could this turtle outsmarted me?
“ugh, fine. you’ve got me there. but no staring, got it?” you narrowed your eyes.
“right. sorry about that, by the way.” mikey rubbed his neck, now following you to the library.
“whatever, let’s just go to the library and get this over with.” you said, waving your hand for him to catch up.
before long, you and mikey were sat down at a table. you were scribbling down math answers while mikey hovered over your paper.
“didn’t i say no staring?” you grumbled.
“but i’m not staring at you. i’m staring at the paper.” mikey smiled slyly, glancing at you.
“you do know that we’re supposed to work together, right? just let me answer some questions.” he said, reaching for the paper you were using.
you rolled your eyes, “fine. but you better not get some answers wrong.”
“relax. i’m plenty good at… mathematics.” mikey said, pausing to think in the middle of his sentence.
“you better be.”
mikey looked over your surprisingly neat handwriting before writing down some answers of his own.
“say, this stuff you wrote is pretty good. how’d you get so good at this?” he asked, glancing up at you.
you cross your arms, “practice and commitment. the keys to success.”
you tried to keep your composure, but a soft smile spread itself on your face. no one ever asked you about yourself, you were mostly alone during the school hours. maybe this turtle wouldn’t be such a bad partner after all.
“cool, cool.” mikey said. he didn’t really understand what you meant, but went along with it. you sounded like you weren’t going to glare or groan at him, which was a good start. maybe his daydreams would come true.
the next morning, you both were returning your papers to the mathematics teacher with high hopes. you really hoped this would go well.
“well, i must admit, good job.” the teacher said before taking off his glasses, “i’m not surprised, i knew you could do it. all you had to do was—“
“work together.” mikey interrupted him, looking at you, “right, y/n?”
you let out a sigh of relief, “yeah, right. we just had to work together.”
“so…am i allowed to stare now?”
“we’re not there yet.”
✰ masterlist ✰
key:
☁️ - fluff
☔️ - angst
⚡️- multiple characters
☀️ - series
🌙 - one-shot
🪐 - head-canons
➤ teenage mutant ninja turtles
[2012]
• Leonardo
- Dojo Training
in which; Leo teaches reader how to fight [☁️🌙]
• Donatello
- nothing here yet!
• Raphael
- coming soon!
• Michelangelo
- nothing here yet!
• Extra
- coming soon!
[Rise]
• Leonardo
- nothing here yet!
• Donatello
- nothing here yet!
• Raphael
- nothing here yet!
• Michelangelo
- nothing here yet!
• Extra
- nothing here yet!
[Mutant Mayhem]
• Leonardo
- nothing here yet!
• Donatello
- nothing here yet!
• Raphael
- nothing here yet!
• Michelangelo
- nothing here yet!
• Extra
- nothing here yet!
➤ to be continued...