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Life Sentences, Condensed

(Sentences from Life (2007-2009). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"It's bad in there. It's your first day back. If you don't think you can handle it, I can do it myself."

"When exactly was the last time you actually met a normal person?"

"Shouldn't innocent until proven guilty be a thing with all of us?"

"Hey, you're that guy, aren't you?"

"Do you think it's smart of you to let a convicted felon handle your money?"

"I want to be the un-wobbling pivot at the centre of an ever-revolving universe. I want to be still."

"You pulled a knife on the suspect?"

"May I ask when you lost your faith?"

"My faith has been gone for so long I can't remember when it was that I lost it, or if I ever even had it."

"You have no idea how the real world works, do you?"

"You're stepping over a line here. You might want to step back."

"How come you only call me when someone's dead?"

"Knowing what you went through, it would be crazy if you didn't go crazy."

"If you keep going where you're going, you're going to find trouble - whether it was there to begin with or not."

"My lawyer says I can't talk about stuff like that."

"I'm sure some people find you charming, but I don't."

"You don't think very much of me, do you?"

"Do you have to touch everything?"

"If you come after me, you better bring more than that pretty smile."

"You've got to stop doing this, or I'm going to arrest you, okay?"

"Is this the part where you tell me there's something I should know?"

"I'm a suspect, aren't I?"

"You run around trying to fix everything, but you're the one who is broken."

"If it weren't important, you wouldn't say that it's not important, so it must be pretty important for you to say that it's not important, right?"

"Don't worry about me. I don't want it, I don't need it. Just don't do it."

"That's the last time you don't tell me what's happening when it's happening, you got it?"

"So, are we done shooting each other now?"

"What's the possible upside to asking a question like that?"

"You've made some interesting career choices."