My Fianc Is A History Buff - Tumblr Posts

cathedralofaudra

10 months ago

We have some ball magnets on the fridge

I opened the fridge and one of them fell and rolled away

I shit you not, I said, out loud, to nobody but the dead people beneath the floorboards.

"Bitch, you're not the Roman Empire, you have no reason to fall that far."

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im stupid no need to remind me i was also watching Mulan when this happened my fiancé is a history buff of course i make stupid jokes like this roman empire history history memes

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