My Morons - Tumblr Posts

Okay, here come my morons I guess.

First: Brutus [2yr old. The baby. Apparently he got stuck when he was born and I'm hardcore convinced it made him a bit special.. Keeps forgetting to put his toung back in after cleaning himself. Love him nonetheless, tho. Sweetest boi ever.]

Second: Storm [3yr old Maine Coon mix. Lives up to her name. Energetic fucking idiot. Give me some of that lifeforce please.. She's also real clingy and cozy when she wants to, tho. Purrs like a fucking lion.]

Third: Bimbo [16yr old halfblind real cranky ass lady-bitch who hates everyone and everything. Probs why I like her honestly. Fucking relatable.. 💀 also likes to lay on my chest and stare me in the face while I try to fall asleep.]