My Poor Valjean - Tumblr Posts
More Les Mis + Wolfpupy Tweets, for absolutely no reason and I'm sorry
The Bishop: you have to be cruel to be kind, no wait the other thing, you have to do nice things. phew, could have caused a lot of problems
Javert:my disregard for gravity was the true cause of my downfall
Tholomyes: irreparable damage has been done in that i cant be bothered to fix it
Thenardier: as the number one spiritual figure in your life my spiritual guidance and advice is to send me money
Gavroche: cant live in ribcage of dinosaur skeleton at the museum, cant live in giant inflatable gorilla at the caryard. no place for me in this world
Gillenormand : in a way aren't we all responsible for my actions
Mabeuf: hoping birds dont notice your coin purse is just a hot pocket with the filling emptied out
Marius: looks like it is going to be smooth sailing from now on for me and some eggs i have put all into one basket
Theodule: some say i am so shallow and vapid in life but i literally just love to be that like all the time right now its so true
Eponine:if you want something done you have to just forget about it and move on with your life, theres no point in expecting anything from anyone
Montparnasse: my street gang has been walking down the street snapping our fingers in unison for like 3 days, we all forgot why we were doing it
Enjolras: i am too busy living an important life to care about the solstice
Combeferre: some say killing people is the answer to the problems, me personally i think killing people is bad to do because im not a horrible monster
Jean Prouvaire: dead people taking up all the good graves, some of us alive folks want to be in the grave too you know
Feuilly: i could sit on power lines too if the world would stop keeping me down
Courfeyrac: it happens to the best of us, the best of us such as me, out of both of us im the best one, probably too great to give you usable advice
Bahorel: if the bible has taught us anything its that you have to fight for your right to party. a song? oh then i guess it taught us nothing then
Bossuet: there should be a limit to the number of curses and hexes you can have put on you, this is getting ridiculous
Joly: back in the frankenstein times you could make a monster whenever you wanted, these days you have to have a license or something i guess
Grantaire: everything is going to be ruined so just dont worry, have a relax
Louis Phillipe: when the sun goes out, the air turns to fire, and the streets run red with blood, i am probably to blame for it
National Guard: stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons
Cosette: i am a big fan of all the famous internet cats and hope they live long and happy lives
Valjean : my whole life has lead up to this moment, being dead in a grave