My Rotten Soldier - Tumblr Posts

I think Sandman is a comedy because of how serious Dream is the whole time.

Ghoulia! 🪦

im so normal (thinking about my blorbo and the song achilles come down)

So imagine a DnD character who's whole motivation is 'X guy killed my parents and I need to find them' and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that's normal'

But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like "Hey buddy, long time no see. It's a shame we got separated, here's some money" and they're super chill.

The party is just confused and goes "Wait, why are you giving him gold?"

The guy just goes "Cause I owe him money?"

The party "But he killed your parents???"

"That's why I owe him money!"