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Relax, It’s Our Honeymoon! - One

Description: You and BTS are in a poly relationship, and have recently gotten married. It’s time for your honeymoon!
Warnings:~ this is my first ever fic, slightly OOC BTS, allude to sexy times, this is an AU <3
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“Kookie? Why are you being so quiet?" I hum, moving his hair from his face as he sways gently back and forth.
"I'm tired, noona." His eyelashes flutter, pulling me into him and wrapping his arms around my waist. He shoves his face into my neck, a loud yawn breaking through his mouth.
"You can probably sleep on the plane until we get there."
"But I wanna spend time with you, baby." He hums into my neck, planting a sloppy kiss there before returning to just relaxing.
"We'll be spending the first day unpacking and sleeping away jet lag anyway, Jungkook. We'll still be spending time together." Another yawn breaks out of his mouth, the warm air tickling my neck slightly.
"Why did we have to leave so early?" Taehyung joins in the cuddle session, attaching to my right side and burying his face there as he complains.
"It was easier to get an earlier flight, and you both agreed."
"Hush, babe. You're meant to be sympathising with us."
"I'm sorry, my poor husbands. When we get onto the plane, I'll be sure to tuck you boys in and make sure the others don't wake you until we land, okay?"
"Are you making fun of us?"
"Of course not. I just wanna make sure my boys are ok."
"When you kids have finished talking about life and it's hardships, we can start boarding the plane." Yoongi calls out, securing his carry-on bag as he helps Namjoon put suitcases onto the conveyor to be weighed.
"Has anyone managed to go over the weight limit yet?" I separate myself from Taehyung and Jungkook, moving to stand next to Yoongi, kissing him on the cheek.
"Jimin had to take out a few things to stuff in his carry-on, and Hoseok snuck a few of his skincare things into your suitcase. The rest of us have been fine." He glances at me, intertwining our fingers as he adjusts his opposite arm.
"How's your shoulder? The sling ok?" I glance at his face, stroking his 'good arm' with the hand not holding his, before planting another kiss on his cheek.
"I'm gonna leave it on until we get off the plane, the physical therapist only said to use it when I feel like the limb's getting exhausted. It doesn't really hurt anymore, but Jin-Hyung still made me pack the pills incase."
"Good. You know how unpredictable it can be." He turns his head, eyes locking with mine as he moves in for a kiss. His arm locked around my waist, making sure I can't move. Our lips continue to fight against one another, before a hard shove forces us apart. We separate, looking at Namjoon, who rolls his eyes at us.
“You can make-out on the plane, we need to start boarding. Plus, one of the hostesses was staring and you know we don't like to share with anyone that isn't us." He grabs my other hand, shoving the passports and boarding passes into my bag.
"Chances of us starting the honeymoon on the plane?" I stage-whisper into his ear, making sure to quickly kiss his neck as an add-on.
"Noona!" Taehyung and Jungkook complain from behind us, one of them landing a slap on my bottom.
"You two! In the front with me!" Jin barks, eyes rolling dramatically as he stares them down.
"Thank you, baby." I blow him an air kiss, him catching it in mid-air before blowing his own. I attempt to catch it with the hand currently in Yoongi's, resulting in a weird shuffle of limbs.
We slowly move towards the gate, steps exhausted and faces covered with masks and hoodies. Jin leads the group with the hostess and guards, Taehyung and Jungkook behind them. Hoseok and Jimin follow, talking in hushed tones and Jimin's carry-on looking really heavy. Lastly, it's Namjoon, me and Yoongi, holding hands. Behind us are some guards, very large and grumpy sounding men, who won't be joining us on the plane. I feel sorry for them, having to get up this early just to escort us to the airport and to the plane before going home.
We carry on walking for a little while, taking some empty hallways before arriving outside in-front of the private plane we'll be taking. The hostess next to Jin takes a deep bow before leaving, another one appearing from the steps on the plane, greeting us with what looked to be an excited and genuine smile.
"She won't be that happy when she realises what kind of stuff she'll be scrubbing from the seats." Jimin mutters, giggles and snorts erupting from the rest of us, except Jin and Namjoon.
"Jimin!" Namjoon hisses, smacking his ass in warning. We only giggle harder, however, when Jimin lets out a tiny moan and a wink at Namjoon.
Slowly but surely, we make our way up the stairs, greeting the pilots and hostesses. Smirking at Yoongi's back in-front of me, I start to rub my ass against Namjoon's front and palm Yoongi's ass. I hear hisses from the both of them, a smack bouncing off my right cheek before rubbing afterward.
"Keep teasing babygirl, see what happens." Namjoon whispers, grabbing my other hand that was rubbing Yoongi.
"It's our honeymoon, don't be too mean hyung." Jimin stage-whispers, throwing me a wink over his shoulder.
After shuffling down the hall, we randomly pick seats. It's not like we'd be staying there anyway, there's pods and beds we'd most likely be using.
"I call dibs on the seat next to my gorgeous wife." Jin grabs my arm, yanking me down next to him while the other boys groan.
"Fine! Then I call dibs on the bed with Noona!" Taehyung giggles, kissing me on the head as he takes the seats behind us with Yoongi.
"Me too! I wanna get in the bed!" Jungkook shouts from across the plane, a tired pout on his lips.
"No one is getting in that bed for anything other than sleeping purposes." Namjoon scolds, tapping the back of Jungkook's head.
"I'd like to try and see you stop me. It's our honeymoon, we should be chilling out for a bit. Please, Namjoon-oppa?" I pout, obnoxiously fluttering my eyelashes at him. I feel Jin move next to me, mimicking my expression with his plump lips.
"Not on the plane. Please." I huff, turning and grabbing Jin, pressing his lips to mine. He quickly follows, hand at the back of my neck as he tries to pull me in closer, lips smacking.
"Um. Can we get anyone any drinks for takeoff? And can everyone please put their carryons in the cubbys provided, before fastening their seatbelts?" We separate, hungry eyes roaming over one another. Our stares are interrupted after a heavy SLAM! noises above us, confusion present on our faces.
"Please, put your bags away." The hostess shoots us a fake smile, storming back off to the front of the cabin near the drinks tray. I frown at her, sliding out of my seat to abide by her command. I hear Jin huff, following after me. He stands behind me, dragging his erection in his sweatpants against my asscheek.
"She's just jealous, babygirl. Come on." He whispers, helping me put my bag on the shelf whilst still rubbing himself against me.
"We should wait, like Joon said. I'm not too pretty right now." I slide from under him, sitting back down in my seat, pretending to fiddle with the seatbelt. He yanks my face towards him, a growl leaving his mouth.
"Say that again, I dare you. You are our gorgeous wife, even in an oversized shirt and messy hair. Especially in those. Don't listen to jealous people. I love you." He gently pecks my lips, pulling away for an Eskimo kiss.
"Love you too."
"We all love one another. Now please, sit down so we can take off?"
Relax, It’s Our Honeymoon! - Five

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You and BTS are in a poly relationship, and have recently gotten married. It’s time for your honeymoon!
Warnings! - afab reader smut. hella bad smut. doggy style, pegging, the usual. 18+. if I see you reading this and you’re under 18, i’ll cry. thank you. this is about 2k. i’m sorry.
It was pouring with rain outside. A storm had somehow rolled over the tropical island in the early hours of the morning, bringing loud thunderstorms and torrential downpours that forbade the island's residents from leaving their homes.
"I should be drinking funky cocktails with little umbrellas right now." Jin huffs, pouting and wrapping himself further into a duvet he found in a storage cupboard.
"And I should be out tanning my ass, we don't always get our dreams fulfilled, hyung." Taehyung snaps, face pressed against the window as he stares at the storm causing chaos outside.
"You two need to relax! It's our honeymoon! We can take the day and use it as a bonding and spa day." I try to placate them all, knowing that if tensions start to rise, the storm won't be the only thing wreaking havoc on this poor island.
"You can do that. I'm gonna get naked and roll around in the soft sheets." Jimin smirks, getting up and beginning to walk away with a spring in his step. His shirt is effortlessly thrown over his head and onto the wooden floor, sending a wink over his shoulder at us sat with unwavering stares on his torso. I quickly get up and follow, my clothes also falling off my body, laughing when I see the trail of Jimin's. I hear footsteps behind me, speeding up my own footsteps to run and jump on the largest bed in the chalet. It's actually just a few mattresses with duvets, blankets and pillows lining the floor, but it's a bed nonetheless. I end up landing across from Jimin, who doesn't hesitate to bring me into a soft kiss, no tongue or teeth clashing needed.
I hear that more of the boys are filing in, hopefully also naked.
"How do we want to do this? Soft and loving or rough and demeaning?" Hoseok jokes, crawling next to me to peck us both on the lips.
"Contrary to popular belief, I'm up for some soft loving tonight. You guys?" Jimin says, playing with his hair and smiling as they all start to join us being naked and sat on the overglorified pillow fort. We all nod and agree, naked as the days we were born and ready with the basic sex necessities: lube and condoms.
"Who's the subs this week?" Namjoon teases, straightening out some blankets for more room. Next to him, Jin is doing the same, fluffing up pillows to put against the wall and on the floor.
"Me!" Jimin.
"Me." Jungkook.
"Baby? What about you?" Yoongi's directing his question at me, nudging Jimin to the side so he can sit between us.
"I'm feeling a bit of both today. I could peg Jungkook right now AND get fucked until my throat hurts from screaming."
"Why won't you peg me? This is bottom-phobic." Jimin asks, pretending to be offended.
"Do you want me to peg you, baby? You want my fake cock in that tight little ass of yours?" I crawl forward, pushing him backwards so he falls onto his back. He tries to get back up, but I sit myself on his stomach, keeping him firm in place.
He has a cheeky smile on his face, lifting his arms to run his hands over my hips, but I grab them off of me, pinning them above his head. His smirk is replaced with a pout, eyeing up my chest which is slightly out of his reach, even if he does manage lift his head and try to encompass a nipple in his mouth.
"Not so cocky now, are you Jiminie?" I sarcastically coo, rolling my eyes when his pout gets bigger and eyes get sadder.
I feel my hair being pulled and body being yanked back, losing my grip on Jimin's wrists.
"Not so cocky now, huh babygirl?" Yoongi growls in my ear, laughing sarcastically when I whimper and copy Jimin's pout. Uh oh. I'm in trouble.
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"Joon!" I moan, pressing my face into the pillow and gripping it as hard as I can. I hear him laugh in between moans, his hips stuttering in the quick pace he's drilling into me. He quickens up again, hips slamming into my ass and free hand rubbing fast circles over my clit. I whimper, slamming my hips backward to meet his thrusts as his moans begin to get more breathy and high-pitched.
"You gonna cum, baby? Gonna fill me up?" I say, looking at the moaning mess over my shoulder and letting out a few more whimpers when I see how fucked-out he looks. Dirty-blonde hair is stuck to his forehead, tongue stuck out to lick his lips while sweat drops run down his neck and torso. He stops and pulls out of me, helping me roll over onto my back before reinserting his cock and resuming his pace. One hand moves back to my clit, stroking it in fast circles while I grab the other and intertwine our fingers. He sends a shy smile before quickening up his pace and whispering loudly.
He's close, I can see it. I start to meet his thrusts again, knocking his hand off me so he can focus on himself.
Soon, I feel his hips stutter and a loud moan leaves his mouth. I can feel how he's filling me, his hands squeezing my hips and breasts as he fucks his way through his orgasm. His pubic bone grazes against my clit, sending a pleasurable tingle up my spine which only builds when his thrusts get sloppier and deeper.
Just before he's planning to pull out, I cross my ankles behind his ass and clamp down on his cock. Throwing my head back, my vision goes cloudy and my mouth opens in a large moan as I'm thrust into an orgasm.
He pulls out of me slowly, giving me long and passionate kisses to distract me. Once he's fully out, I feel our combined cum slowly move out of me, cooing at the fucked-out face Namjoon is pulling right now. He falls down beside me, chest heaving with every breath he takes. I smile at him, slowly sitting up to grab some wipes to clean us up with. He snatches them out of my hand, grabbing a few to clean my skin of stray cum and fluid. He even runs it over my leaking cunt, and I can feel his stare as our combined cum slowly comes out, trying to catch every drop with the wipe or his finger, which I see him stick into his mouth sneakily every few seconds.
Happy that most of it has come out, he moves on to clean himself off of the final fluids. I grab a blanket to cover him with, a sleepy smile taking over his face as we share a slow but passion-filled kiss.
"Can I steal our wife from you Namjoon? You look like you need a nap." Jin appears at the other side of Namjoon, also naked and covered in cum that probably isn't his own. Namjoon nods, tapping my ass gently as I get up to follow Jin somewhere across the room. He's blushing, ears and neck red whilst his lips move to try and say something else.
"Jin baby? What's up?" I ask, placing my hand on his cheek and rubbing the skin under his eye. He's nervous, and won't meet my eyes.
"Want you to be the first one. In my ass, I mean. I know we've been playing with toys and plugs, but I think I'm ready." I tap his cheek, so he looks me in the eyes. I nod and smile at him, which gets wiped from my face when he's suddenly on all fours in front of me.
"I don't need to be prepped, I had Taehyung and Yoongi help." I nod at him, grabbing the harness and fake cock off to the side. He's right, a plug is neatly settled in his ass, a cute little jewel glinting at me. I land a small slap on his right asscheek, rubbing the space afterward when I hear a slight whimper in reply.
I get to work on putting on the harness, looping buckles and making sure it isn't tangled or inside-out. I land a few kisses down his spine when I reach over to grab the decently sized flesh-coloured dildo, jiggling it in my hand a little. I notice the room has gone silent, apart from the raging storm outside, so I glance upwards.
They all seemed to have stopped what they were doing, instead moving closer to press cute kisses to Jin's face, his ears bright red. They're also whispering compliments at him, some tugging blankets and pillows around him so he can relax. He takes the position of lying on his front, pillow under his ass and under his head. He's gripping the pillow harshly, trying to slow his breathing when he hears me attaching it to the strap. I slowly rub the bottom of his spine, adjusting myself behind him. I see Jungkook grab one of Jin's hands, intertwining their fingers whilst the others start to move away, going back to what they were doing. Jungkook hands me the bottle of lube, watching me drizzle the fake cock in it. I send a smile his way, watching him try and calm down Jin.
Slowly, I pull apart his cheeks, the little gem on the end of the plug making a smile appear on my face. I hook my fingers on the gem, gently pulling the plug out. I use my other hand to hold Jin's hips down, little whimpers escaping his mouth. I toss the plug to the side, using the hand to keep his cheeks spread as I move my hips forward. The head catches on the opening, giving some resistance as I try to push forward. I hear Jin whimper again from beneath me, so I gently caress his spine and waist. I pause, waiting for his go-ahead, which I get after a few seconds. I see that Jungkook has begun kissing him, though nothing passionate, just innocent pecks.
I move my hips a little more forward, seeing his hole greedily take the tip and the first inch or so. He returns back to heavy breathing, starting to shuffle his hips a little to make me go quicker. I don't, knowing that if I went all in straight away it would probably hurt a lot more later. Little by little, the entire 8-inch fake cock is seated comfortably in his ass. I start to rock my hips forward, a long moan following a whine that leaves Jin's mouth. I start to go a little quicker, smirking when a loud moan and whimper drops out, letting me know I seem to have found the spot I'm looking for.
I carry on thrusting, hearing our skin clapping together, whimpers and moans that drop from his mouth freely.
"So good for me Jinnie. Do you like taking your wife's cock? You like it filling you up? Yeah?"
"Y-Yeah! Love it! Harder, please! Please!" He starts throwing his ass back into my thrusts, the dildo being swallowed into his ass, barely a peek of the flesh colour visible. I grab his hips, hoisting him a little higher in the air (with Jungkook holding him up in the front) and begin to furiously fuck into him, adjusting one of my hands to his leaking cock. As I thrust, I smother my hand in his precum, before beginning to jack him off. As I start to give him a handjob, I make sure to try and overwhelm him with the repeated slamming of the fake cock against his prostate.
The slapping of our skin is barely audible over Jin's loud moans and my heavy dirty talk. I can hear Kook praising him, kissing him in-between moans and filling in for some beautiful dirty talk.
"So good Jin. Being so good for our babygirl's cock, no matter how hard she's going! Take that fat cock, baby. You're so good!"
The faster I thrust, the louder the moans. The harder I thrust, the higher pitch in the whimpers. I alternate between the two, making sure his cock is still getting some attention, but he's busy humping between the pillows and the strap.
His breathing starts getting heavier, so I let go of his cock, focusing all my attention on fucking him. His moans get more breathier, whimpers leaving his mouth as his hips start faltering. Soon, a loud moan fills the room, so I slow down my thrusts to a hardly noticeable speed, fucking him through his orgasm. His whines are high-pitched, and Jungkook has had to take over in holding him up, his arms and legs are jelly.
"Good boy, Jin. So good for me." I coo, helping Kook to lie him on his back, slightly to the side of where we had been previously. Cum covers his lower stomach and the pillow he had been humping, sweat covering his chest. I pull out fully, smiling when I see that Kook has starting cleaning Seokjin up. I place a quick peck on Kook's lips, undoing the straps on the harness. I throw it aside, moving to help him. I place kisses all over Jin's face, finally landing one on his lips and wiping down his stomach.
Finally clean, I hazard a look at him. He looks fucked out. His chest is still heaving, his eyes are half open.
"Honey? Are you okay? You need anything?" I ask, running one of my hands through his hair, watching as a smile makes its way through his kissable lips.
"I'm good. So good. Thank you. A little thirsty, though." I nod, quickly moving to get up, but am stopped by Hoseok, who's arms are full of snack bars and water bottles. He opens his arms, dropping all of the necessities next to me. I grab a water, Jungkook having helped Jin to sit up and slowly drink some.
"Hi baby. You okay?" Hoseok has settled himself next to me, chowing down on a protein bar. He nods, sleepily laying his head on my shoulder, crumbs everywhere.
Everyone seems to have finished by now, most snacking on what Hoseok had brought and the others beginning to clean up.
Jungkook is helping Yoongi and Namjoon in grabbing the dirty sheets and pillow cases, throwing them into one spot.
Taehyung is actually passed out next to Hoseok, eyes fully closed and little snores leaving his mouth, making me chuckle. Jin and Jimin are sharing a cereal bar, cuddled up together with droopy eyes and large smiles. It's peaceful, for now.
Taglist: @ah2002 @mcusuperfreak @effielumiere (let me know if you’d like to be added!)
there’s gonna be a delay on the next chapter, hence why this was a little longer. thank you for reading! x

- Hello everyone! I will be publishing thirty-one (that’s right, 31!) fics or drabbles as a way of mimicking ‘Kinktober’ or other people’s ‘Fictobers’!
- Next to none will have a spooky theme, but every other ‘day’ will have an A/B/O focus!
- Each ‘fic’ will have its own warnings - please abide by them and read them carefully!
- This probably won’t be finished in October, but hopefully finished by the end of the year (work likes to kick my ass and I’m still recovering from writer’s block.)
- This is a little thank you to those people who have stuck by my writer’s block and who have interacted with my fics! It’s also a welcome to anyone new this may attract. <3
General Masterlist
- The 1st | That’s South Korea’s Ass (A/B/O)
- The 2nd | Pretty
- The 3rd | You’re The Best I’ve Ever Had (A/B/O AU)
- The 4th | I’ll Have My Usual With A Side Of You
- The 5th | Be Mine? (A/B/O AU)
- The 6th | Our Love
- The 7th | You And Me Makes Three (Or More) (A/B/O AU)
- The 8th | You’re Banished!
- The 9th | Complications And Miscommunications (A/B/O AU)
- The 10th | The Toughest
- The 11th | Primping And Preening (A/B/O)
- The 12th | This’ll Make Or Break Us
- The 13th | Morning Walk (A/B/O AU)
- The 14th | My Doll (Soulmate AU)
- The 15th | Salad Or Fries? (A/B/O AU)
- The 16th | My Best Friend’s Brother
- The 17th | The Nest (A/B/O AU)
- The 18th | Blurry
- The 19th | The Pickles (A/B/O AU)
- The 20th | Fun Yet Dumb (Hybrid AU)
- The 21st | Hard And Soft (A/B/O AU)
- The 22nd | He’s A Sweetie, Actually. (Hybrid AU)
- The 23rd | Y/N The Alpha, Can They Fix It? Y/N The Alpha, No They Can’t! (A/B/O)
- The 24th | Damn, Are We About To Kiss Right Now?!
- The 25th | Enter, If You Dare. (A/B/O AU)
- The 26th | Your Personality Type Is Big Himbo (Hybrid AU)
- The 27th | TV Never Lies, Baby! (A/B/O)
- The 28th | Spooky, Slutty Or Sweet?
- The 29th | Ensnared
- The 30th | Ceremonial Expectations (Part 1) (A/B/O AU)
- The 31st | Ceremonial Expectations (Part 2) (A/B/O AU)