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Jesus holy banana split woah that's amazing.

PLEASE I wanna be that employee at Dynamight’s agency that he’s always picking on. He does it because you bite back and he loves it and fuck does it make him chub up

Particularly his new secretary, hired to replace the old one that’s moving to a calmer job (because Bakugou’s horrible pr problems are heart attack inducing).

You think you have a long way to go, with how your boss is glaring daggers at you- but Bakugou is actually thinking how tf is he supposed to focus on his job know that a pretty little thing like you is right outside his office, tapping away on your computer, essentially managing his life and keeping tabs on him.

Gives you atrocious amounts of work just as an excuse to talk to you instead asking you out for dinner like a normal person. Stupid shit like getting him four cups of coffee that isn’t from the break room. He doesn’t even like coffee. And he almost feels bad if it wasn’t for how hot you look when you’re furious, how you slam the paperwork on his desk (properly filled and organized despite it all), and tell him with burning words and a finger pointed straight at his face:

“I’m your secretary, not your damn errand girl. Make me sort through your fan mail again and I suggest you find my replacement. And fix your attitude- tired of dealing with your collateral damage fees.”

Nose upturned and sharp twist away, you storm out of his office and Bakugou has to thank some higher power that there was a desk between you. He’s so fucking hard it almost making him lightheaded. He would’ve fired anyone else that talked like that to him, but he wants you on his lap with his cock snug to your womb and a tit in his mouth as a proper apology.

Still gives you shit ofc. But it’s a little weird that your salary nearly doubled overnight.