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@heckthis-heckallofthis WHY THE F*CK did I look up your profile? WHY THE F*CK did I read Cells at Work White? I’m now simping for NEUTROPHILS of all things! I had no idea that this manga had so many spin-offs. I now have to read them all and I have physiology exams next week... which is a good thing, because Peyer’s patches and M cells are going to be important for the test hehe. So, because the neutrophil simps (and I am one now as well) gave me the inspiration to study, I’m gonna show you this doodle of U-1146 carrying platelets, but to scale. Neutrophils are 5 times larger than platelets on average and I needed this cuteness. Sorry, that his uniform is kinda wonky, I was drawing him from memory during physiology lectures.
Cindercella AUs
Seeing how much time I spend freaking out over RBC x WBC (or this show in general) I decided to come up with an AU.
"Let's go for the classic! Cinderella! It will be easy!"
So I came up with 4 versions of this AU and decided to name them Cindercella (awful I know)
They still need names, so bear with me.
Red and White works.
Cindercella A
Basically the traditional cinderella story
Like 2015 Disney Cinderella
I'm still working on the other details 😅 so I'd appreciate some help (where does she work, who are the other characters etc)
Cindercella B
This one has reversed roles
Ae3803 is the princess who (frequently) gets lost around the castle
She has trouble with her (annoying) duty of marrying a prince. Hope to change her parents' minds is still strong though
U1146 is a quiet guard that creeps people out. Blunt but secretive
Except you-know-who, the first person to smile to him in a heartfelt manner
He's a reliable fellow, once even saved her Highness from kidnappers. Guards the wing where the Royal family lives.
Also helps Red whenever she gets lost (which is frequently)
Ae3803 helped him with a transfer request for his friend
She defended him in an argument at the family dinner table
They meet a few times in the garden
"Her Highness has hair as red as roses"
They're both nerds who love roses
He helps her with being more confident and (stuck up) well-mannered.
She helps him with understanding people better (and tells him why they act so weirdly around him)
Red soon finds out that her parents have found a potential groom. The family decides to keep it a secret to (add more angst) avoid gossip among the staff
She pretty much locks herself in her room until the ball
White is worried because he hasn't seen her Highness lately (thinks it's probably his fault)
On the night of the (masquerade?) ball, by the Princess' wish, the hard-working guard was given a night off
"Princess or not I cannot stop thinking about her"
Don't know will there be a fairy godmother or not, but basically he arrives at the ball looking fine af
She recognizes him instantly (I mean dude has white hair) and they dance and all that
"I love you"
He says the three words and she runs away
He follows her (into the garden of course) and shit happens (agdhdhdkfsnfhkssj)
The three words are repeated again
I'm not entirely sure what will happen and how will they solve this problem, but (gimme a break) you know the ending of Cinderella.
I love this one so much
Cindercella AB
Ok hear me out, they're BOTH Cinderellas
Ae3803 works at a bakery and gets abused by her stepmother and stepsisters
U1146 is a soldier (or a guard again?) who recently came back from the battlefield (yall kno wat dat means, angst fo dayz)
The most realistic one of them all (so probably no fairy godmother)
On the night of the (masquerade?) ball-they both come looking fine af
"Crap, she looks rich"
"Crap, he looks rich"
They both end up lying about being nobles (slightly OOC I know)
Rose nerds again
They're basically each other's therapists. While other (losers) people are busy trying to fetch a noble they're busy solving their problems
This goes on for a few nights
Dunno what happens next but they basically find out the truth and instead of getting mad they're both relieved because they're not out of each other's league
"Although it was not the richest, it was certainly the fairest wedding of them all"
Cindercella O
More Romeo and Juliet than Cinderella but there are balls and glass slippers so leave me alone
The Prince and the Princess of the two opposed kingdoms meet in the woods
It's all fun and trees until they both see the portrait of the other and find out the awful name behind it
It's kinda awkward when they meet again
"You're so much paler than your portrait"
"You're so much shorter than yours"
U1146's kingdom throws a ball
Red has to go under the excuse of mending the relationship between two kingdoms. In reality she's actually sent to assassinate the Prince.
She can't do it and has to run away from the ball.
White heartbroken and angry orders for people to find her no matter what. (Whispers: angssssssst🐍)
They use her red hair and glass slipper as the means of identification.
She's hiding with her bodyguards until they find the means to escape to the kingdom (or kill the Prince?)
Just when they think they're fine, they get caught. (Can you imagine the angst when they meet again mwahahahaaha)
Red explains herself (or something like that) and they confess (and run away from their problems into the sunset)
Again I have no idea what happens next but you can pretty much see where this is going. I still think that the last one deserves a name of it's own since it isn't really Cinderella and I could write it as a separate AU.
Which one you liked the most? Why? What can be done to improve these AUs? Any other ideas?
Thank you for reading.