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this was the cutest thing omg!! struggling with ikea furniture but finishing a robot in days radiates peter parker energy. and THIS

“you’re about as helpful as one of these instruction manuals...”

i’ll be saying this to people now. thanks for this!!

[ meet your match_peter parker ]

prompt_trying to assemble 🇸🇪IKEA 🇸🇪 furniture together […]

pairing_college!peter x college!female reader

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warnings_fluff, peter being very dramatic about assembling furniture, possibly some typos and grammatical errors

“so you can save the world on multiple different occasions, but you can’t put together a simple yngvar?”

“wow. you two on a first name basis now? is that how it is?” peter glares at the unassembled pieces of furniture with resentment before bringing the crinkled, abused manual up to eye level. strained eyes try to make out the pronunciation of the bold letters printed across the front page with the taunting imagery of the final product.

“i looked up the pronunciation earlier just to spite you like this.”

“the lengths you go to make fun of me,” he huffs, flipping through the pages again.

“well it’s about time you noticed,” you coo. he shakes his head in disdain, but the smile on his lips tell you otherwise.

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