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Sees pocket monkie au has dumb headcanons/ideas

but imagine the chaos of whoever the hell’s releasing and creating the pocket monkies

Making jjtw villain branded pocket monkies.

To appeal to an edgy rebellious audience cough cough teenagers in corporate speak

Like you got a DBK inspired one with like long silky fur who loves munching on veggies.

It’s the biggest one to date with a size compared to a Guinea pig and It also loves walkies.

It’s super popular with cottage core nerds too

The Spider queen one is super popular too

It’s got like extra legs and can spin it’s own webs.

The web spinning is a way of it showing love for its owner

Spider queen’s pocket monkie type requires protein to survive (it can’t go vegan or plant based.)

So live crickets and bugs are a must for the spider queen PM’s

The gold horn and silver horn pocket monkie’s can’t be separated from each other

They’re bonded pairs and are always born together

These guys are some of the most clever of their pocketmonkie line

They need lots of enrichment like parrots and other avian pets

Their horns also need to be buffed and looked after

🌸YEEEEEEEES!!!💛💜💚💙😆✨

🌸💖😆 I approve of this! this is now Canon!😤✨🐒🐹🐵🌠✨💜💚💖💛😍