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3 years ago

Steve: *Gently taps table* John: *Taps back* Ted: What are they doing? skittles: Morse code. Steve: *Aggressively taps table* John: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK- Ted: Dammit, Steve! Steve: What?! It wasn’t me! Ted: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, John! John: Not me either. Ted: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? skittles: *whistles* Ted: *Screams* Steve: *Screams louder to assert dominance* skittles: Should we do something?! John, observing: No, I want to see who wins this. Ted: Why are you on the floor? Steve: I'm depressed. Steve: Also I was stabbed, can you get John, please. Ted: John, my old arch enemy. Steve: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? Ted: I have a life outside of you, Steve.   Ted, driving Steve and John: So how was your day? Steve: We almost got surprise adopted! Ted: What? John: We almost got kidnapped. Ted: Oh, okay. Ted: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!


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