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1 year ago

one has to wonder why, if william wanted heirs so bad, he didn't just wander into the forest and get trapped in a web. and then proceed to get laid by a spider the size of the stupid trucks killing us

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I dunno man I think the spider would eat him the other way as food nnot dick or whatever but there is always a chance... and unholy one for sure-

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