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I think it’s supremely funny that hangman is from Texas and twisters takes place in Oklahoma like don’t these states absolutely hate each other???

Tyler and Jake are (distant) cousins and they absolutely hate each other because they both think either’s branch of the family betrayed each other by relocating to the other state and 💀💀💀 it’s sooo stupid bc for them to be fairly related the family can’t have moved a long time ago so imagine they go digging into their family’s history and (like this feud is the basis of their family it feels like it’s an ancient thing like in romeo and juliet level of family rivalry) but the two brothers who moved to different states and are great grandparents originally came from something random like wisconsin 💀💀💀 all that beef and they are from fucking ohio or michigan or whatever