No No Fuck All Of That. The Only Thing Deserving Of Exclaiming Son Of A Bitch Is When Ur Phone Is Ringing And Its Annoying You. - Tumblr Posts

morgan visibly trying not to laugh lmfaooo also love that the first time reid legitimately swears in the whole series (damn does not count as a real swear in my book) isnt when he gets held hostage and his boss beats him up. or when he gets held hostage again. or when a guy tries to use him as a human shield. or when he gets blown up and his pants get set on fire. or when he's stopping a kid he cares about from killing himself. or when he gets kidnapped and actually for real dies. or when he's in active addiction. or when he fails to stop a man from blowing a guy's head off in front of him. or when he gets held hostage again. or when he gets infected with anthrax. or when he gets shot. or when one of his best friends dies. no no fuck all of that. the only thing deserving of exclaiming “son of a bitch” is when ur phone is ringing and its annoying you. also that was such a long list of traumas. and it isn't even all of them. and we're not even halfway through the series. truly god's least favourite child <3 aaron hotchner derek morgan spencer reid morgan & reid criminal minds s07e04 criminal minds 7x4 painless not fic criminal minds rewatch sorry for the wall of tags babes. thats the joke <//3