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Why am I crying in the club rn
Okay so we all know this scene: it’s the first instance in the HP movies where we see my main men The Weasley Twins, right? And Molly gets muddled up between who’s Fred and who’s George, even though she’s their mother. I’ve had a shower thought, that I think she really did know who was who all along. Hear me out….
Molly, as we know from everything ever, is such a devoted and caring mother. Yeah she has what can only be described as an absolute clusterfuck of children, plus Harry and Hermione who practically live there, but she loves them all. It’s a common theory that because of there being so many darned children that she just gets confused between which one is Fred and which one is George, but they’re her children, and they’re 13 in this scene since it’s their third year. I’m telling you she knows.
In the end, when she tells Fred to go first and he denies that he’s Fred, she technically got it right in the end since it really was Fred, but still doubted herself when she apologizes and corrects herself by calling him George. She’s been their mother for thirteen years, and they’re born on April Fools Day nonetheless. She’s dealt with their shit for that long, of course she knows they’re playing a trick, she’d be so suspicious of them 24/7 by now from how many jokes they pull on the daily. I think that she goes along with the jokes and pranks because she knows how much they love pulling them.
I feel like this scene is just one example where she’s encouraging them in doing what they enjoy most, since that’s what mothers do. And of course every other Weasley child (no less every other Hogwarts child) must give them so much shit for all the pranks and jokes, but she knows how much enjoyment the twins get out of them, so she encourages them in little ways like this.
Like, she knew who Fred was straight off the bat, not having to look back and forth between them or having to guess, she just straight up goes “Fred, you next”. I’m telling you she knew.
Of course later down the track she’s kicking herself for this since they now want to drop out of school and open a joke shop, but nonetheless I feel like her encouragement throughout their childhood was definitely a big factor in them having such a passion for elaborative jokes and pranks.
That’s just my take on the whole thing, and just another thing to add to the list of why we love Molly Weasley: because she’s supportive as heck.
This is the cutest thing I'll ever see in my entire life
Lane was very excited to see Tiana and Naveen again. :)
I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet
I despise how much I laughed at this
despacito, here i go again my my, how can i resist you
despacito, does it show again my my, just how much i’ve missed you
Misc. Masterlist
this is were you will find my other fanfics that are not bts related, though as you can probably see, there are very, very few as of right now lmao
my bts masterlist can be found here
. : poly! hamilsquad : .
when she gets sleepy
. : Jim Halpert (the Office) : .
just a day in the office
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other things I will write for that are not bts:
the Beatles, Queen, the Office, Twilight, Marvel, Stranger Things.
If you want me to write something for anything else that you have not seen on my masterlist, just shoot me an ask and if I know about the subject of your ask, I might write it. don't be afraid to send me an ask, my inbox is very empty and I am very lonely so any ask will be appreciated lmao
Other bloggers: man I need to clean out my askbox
Me:
Me taking all the resources from the village I found in Minecraft
Mutuals and Non Mutuals, there’s another spam and hacker link going around! Do not engage with any messages that look like this. Immediately report it as spam and do not click the link. It will block and report the account. Be safe and keep your account safe. Change your password if you need to. This is the fourth message I’ve received today with the exact same link and message.
𝙄 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 - 𝙇𝙞𝙨𝙖
Summary: Where a game of truth or dare ends with your best friend sucking your tits
Warning: This story contains +18 content. It is not the responsibility of the author if minors read it.
Important: English is not my first language so, please, forgive me if there are any mistakes
Words: 1.332
“Truth or dare, Y/n?” Jennie asks you as soon as the bottle pointing in your direction.
“Dare” after a few drinks of drink you feel confident enough to fulfill a challenge.
“I dare you to take off your shirt and show your tits to someone in this circle” the girl in front of you raises her eyebrows in a malicious mention. “You can choose whoever you want…”
You just watch around you, not that you have forgotten, but to make a decision that maybe you do not regret it. As you looked at your left, your eyes fall on your best friend, Lisa.
Best friends change together, right? Best friends go to the bathroom together, sleep together... show a part of your body for someone you trust so much would not be a problem.
Turning your body, you look at Lisa that gives you a little smile assuring you that everything is fine. In a quick movement, you take off your blouse showing the top of your naked body. This night you did not bother to wear a bra.
Lisa does not take her eyes off your skin, as if she were hypnotized. Without blinking once, she is taken from her thoughts when you put your clothes back.
“Something interesting?” Jennie asks Lisa who is distracted by taking her drink to moisturize her throat that was suddenly dry.
“They are wonderful. Someone dares me to bite them” she says with a smile aside sending you a wink. You try your maximum to contain your shyness.
After a few more questions and dares fulfilled, everyone decides to stop the playing. Tired of the position where you sat for so long, you decide to sit on the black couch in the living room of Jennie's house. Your best friend sits at your side and talks to you for the first time after seeing you semi-naked.
“Do you want to leave?”
Without taking your eyes off the floor, you shrug your shoulders without knowing if there is still something else to do or if you are tired enough to lie down on your bed and sleep.
“Did you really mean that?” you ask after a few minutes of silence and finally looking into Lisa's eyes.
“About what?”
“When I fulfilled the challenge of taking off the blouse” somehow you're still ashamed of what happened, but a part of you want to know if she feels some kind of attraction for you.
“Maybe... will you get mad if I say yes?”
“I don’t know” you really do not know, but you want to know where this conversation goes.
“Honestly, I would not mind touching you this way if you wanted” she laughs, maybe it's by the way you looked at her or by what she just said. “Y/n, you do not have to take it so seriously, I do not want to make you uncomfortable or that it affects our friendship.”
You look at the wall behind your friend while several thoughts pass through your head at once. You can see that the little alcohol that you ingested increases your self-esteem.
“But what if it does not affect our friendship?”
“What are you talking about?” she looks at you confused.
“What if you want to fulfill the dare of biting them now and our friendship continues the same?”
“First, you know that our friendship would not continue the same because if I do this once, more and more we would want more and this will leave our control. Second that you must have been too drinking to want this now”
“You and I know that I did not drink that much, Lili” Lili, the nickname you use when you want your best friend to do something for you.
“Y/n, do not start…”
“So you propose a dare and now you do not want to fulfill? Are you scared?” you ask with a mocked tone.
“I do not want to ruin our friendship, I don’t know if I support the idea of losing you forever”
“You will not lose me” you assure her with one hand on her arm.
“Are you sure you want it?”
“Lisa, stop being so polite for once and do the dare” your words cause a smooth effect that until then you did not know.
Quickly she glues her lips on yours, with one of her hands holding firmly on the back of your neck so you do not move away. The kiss is quick and desperate, as if she wanted this for years.
She descends the kisses to your neck, biting lightly and gently passing her tongue in your clavicle. Even if you are a little afraid for a few minutes ago the room is full of people, it seems that in a few seconds all they left or erased in separate places from the house, giving you free access to moan and enjoy the moment as much as you want.
For the second time at night you feel your T-shirt being taken from your body and the warm hands of Lisa covering your breasts. Slowly, as if she wanted to save every detail in her memory, she squeezes them lightly. Raising her head to give you another kiss as sure you want to continue, she slips her soft lips on your sensitive nipple.
Automatically you throw your head back and positions one of your hands in her hair. She sucks, bite and circulates it with her tongue. After a few minutes, she swapped sides and plays with what was in her mouth with her hand. With the other hand, she strokes your belly, feeling your skin shiver, she downs her hand little and stops before the buttons in your pants.
“Do you want me to continue?” you confirm with your head, not trusting in your voice that can be trembling or weak for the pleasure you are feeling.
“Come here” she positions you on her lap, with both legs on the same side and allowing you to pass one of your arms behind her neck.
She goes back to sucking the breast closer to her face and her hand returns to where she was, sliding calmly into your wet panties.
You groan a little higher by the contact of her fingers on your clit. With circular movements, it leaves you more and more excited, causing you to buck your hips involuntarily.
Your friend goes down a little more and finds your entrance, teasing you and making you throw the hips forward in order to make her finally stick her fingers inside you.
“So wet. Who made you wet like this, huh?”
“You” It's your weak answer when you feel two fingers coming in and out of you.
You do not care more who can or not listen to you, the euphoria your best friend is making you feel is absurd.
Hiding your face in Lisa's neck, you moan and want to reach your pleasure as fast as possible to reach again and again until eternity.
“Are you going to cum in my hand? Are you going to cum and let me feel the taste of your pretty little pussy?” she asks increasing the speed of her fingers and making the palm of her hand deliciously touch your clit.
Your moans are uncontrollable and your body begins to tense on the lap of Lisa.
“I'm going to cum” you say “I'll cum, I'll cum, I'll cum” and you cum hard, as if your soul came out of your body for a few seconds.
When you open your eyes, you can see Lisa sucking her fingers as if it were the most tasty thing in the world.
“Delicious, as I imagined” she smiles as she takes a few hair strands that stuck on your face.
“You were right, I want to do it again and maybe this will get out of our control” you say and she laughs.
“Is not me who will complain about having to do it again”.
𝙁𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 - 𝙅𝙚𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙚
Summary: You need better grades to pass the year and your teacher is more than willing to help.
Warning: This story contains +18 content. It is not the responsibility of the author if minors read it.
Important: English is not my first language so, please, forgive me if there are any mistakes
Words: 867
“And how do you intend to get a better grade if all the tests are over and you don't have any more work to hand in?” the teacher asks looking away from her papers to the student in front of her.
“Well, there is something I could do…” you answer while playing with the hem of your skirt. “If you allow me, of course”
Never in a million years did you really think you'd have the balls to do this. I mean, you've often imagined yourself with your own teacher while touching yourself and cumming on your fingers, but actually doing it never crossed your mind. And it would only have perks… Bigger grades and fulfilling the dream of getting a taste of Jennie. That is if she doesn't report you and you get in big trouble.
“And what would it be?”
You slowly get out of her way, heading towards her. Placing your hands on her shoulders, you push her chair away and position yourself between her and the table.
“What do you think of an exchange of favors? All you have to do is sit back while I help you feel good and then you raise my grades”
“Miss Y/n, I don't know what you're imposing, but it's clearly wrong”
“It's not wrong if no one finds out” you say taking one of your hands to the woman's thigh, rising slowly and barely touching her. Jennie feels a chill on her leg and tries to hide it, which doesn't work very well. “I know you want it too, teacher. I won't go around telling what happens between us”
For a moment, Jennie closes her eyes tightly and tries to think of anything else, but the hand that lightly caresses her leg feels so good that she can only imagine what it must feel like when you touch her most intimate place, now soaked for anticipation.
“Great” Jennie says taking a deep breath. “Do you want better grades? So it's time to work to earn them”
For a brief moment, you are speechless. It's really happening, it's time to put into practice everything you've been imagining for months.
“What are you waiting for? On your knees…”
Quickly you obey. With a woman like that in front of you, you don't care that the ground is too hard and that later on your knees will hurt. Reaching out, you unbutton her pants and unzip them.
Jennie's piercing gaze with each movement is enough for you to feel that she is wet and the liquid is sticking to her panties.
She lifts her hips to help you take off your pants and your underwear and you throw them somewhere in the classroom.
With your mouth watering with desire, you slowly start taking small licks of her pussy.
Jennie throws her head back and bites her lower lip in an attempt to keep a moan from escaping her. Directing one of her hands to the youngest's hair so that her face gets closer to his sensitive area, the other lands on top of one of her breasts, playing with her rigid nipple through the fabric of her blouse.
You suck on her clit as if your life depended on it as two fingers caress the entrance to Jennie's tight channel.
Quietly, you slip your fingers through it and immediately you can feel the pressure of the walls enveloping them. In a back-and-forth motion, you start slowly.
Swinging her legs over the arms of the chair, your teacher's mind is already blank, just concentrating on the delicious sensation you're providing, trying her best not to moan too loudly because of your talented tongue.
When she tries to focus her vision on what is happening below her, all she can see is your beautiful ass which is no longer covered by the skirt and she would pay anything in her reach to be able to have a mirror behind you and see it beautifully exposed while giving her pleasure.
“You look so beautiful like this, sucking me just to pass the grade” a long, loud moan reaches your ears as you curl your fingers in a hint of "come here" and find Jennie's g-spot. She tries to close her legs to contain the strong pleasure, but she is prevented when your other hand opens them again. “I'm very close, I'm going to cum”
For the first time you lift your head.
“Cum for me, teacher. Let me see how pretty you look cumming on my fingers”
You go back to playing with her clit and add a third finger, increasing the speed. You can hear the moans getting more and more frequent and louder as Jennie nears her orgasm.
A few seconds later, you hear the most beautiful sound of your entire life. Jennie reaches her climax with long moans and you can feel her walls tighten around your fingers as waves and waves of electricity wash over the woman's body. You don't stop until the feeling of pleasure is over and she feels sensitive to the touch.
After a few minutes of silence, your teacher opens her eyes.
“You will definitely pass the year” she says with a smile.