Not Me Btw - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
evil mastermind leader when he realizes every single one of his pathethic underpaid overworked henchman are still beside him because they all have a huge crush on him (he's flattered but he will send them all on suicide missions more frequently now)
pathetic evil henchman with an extremely obvious crush on their evil mastermind leader who never reciprocates back
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not me btw
I would be the pathetic minion
I would throw myself into a volcano if my hot evil mastermind boss told me to
if I was ever tasked to slay the hero I would simply die in the world's most obvious trap
like there's not even cheess or a reward
it's just a glue trap you can spot from a mile away
I would get trapped on it and die for my evil mastermind boss crush
worth it