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Wake up, my love! I’ve purchased us two tickets to Thailand! We are going to visit the young Moo Deng! You’re aware how fond I’ve grown of her little dumpling face and well documented lust for blood. I plan to hypnotize the zoo keepers into letting us pet her. Pack your things! Quickly! I’d dread to interfere with her sleep schedule. And if we make good time I’d also very much like to fuck you on the beach where James Bond dueled Scaramanga.