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MC, a total sucker for dad jokes.
MC x Obey me characters: mainly diavolo tbh
You love dad jokes. You don't know, why and the jokes are frankly terrible but it always has you laughing.
You burst into a fit of giggles as you walk over with weak knees to satan. He always laughs at your jokes, and he can feel another one you're brewing up as an exasperated Mammon trails behind you.
"Satan--" You wheezed. "What-- What do you call an angry carrot?" You stumble over your words as you try your hardest not to interrupt yourself with laughter. He sighs, shutting his book and giving you his undivided attention.
"What?" Mammon shakes his head from his spot behind you, trying to warn his brother of the corny punchline to come.
"A steamed veggie!" And then you'd practically double over in a fit of giggles.
Either way, it's cringeworthy. Some of the brothers laugh and endorse you just for the hell of it, after all your happiness is theirs, but some don't and rather give you a pitying look. Poor things can't bring themselves to laugh, but no matter, because you were always wheezing out a laugh, choking on your own giggles to notice the tough crowd. But either way, no matter how corny the joke, your laugh was sickeningly contagious
And then, on a particular dinner, you started giggling at your DDD in the presence of Diavolo. Lucifer knew that specific glint in your eyes and was mortified. He was so afraid of the outcome of your terrible jokes. "Daivolo! Wanna hear a human joke?" "I would love to, I have yet to hear some."
"Okay, okay, What do you call a fish without an eye?" "Why did the poor thing lose an eye?" "Just answer the question--" "Alright, why?"
You stifled your giggles with a tooth-rotting, sweet smile. "A--" You chuckled, eyes almost watering at the joke. "A fshhhh!" You extended the noise before practically falling over laughing. Diavolo blinked. He looked over at Lucifer with a blank expression before turning back to you. He held his gaze on your laughing figure.
Then it clicked.
He let out a boisterous laugh. The type that echoed and reverberated against the marble walls of the dining room.
The two of you would double over in laughs and from there on forward, he became what you liked to call your joke buddy, constant exchanges of notes and letters and laughter-filled whispers.