Odysseus Goes Apeshit - Tumblr Posts

Odysseus would kill anyone who disrespects his wife, not in a: for my honour I shall mantain the name of my dear. No he would be the one of:

-Listen here you little imbecile, before you say hi to the one of many names, i will extirpate your heart and when the light vanishes from your eyes the mere thought of you would have vanished this realm like morning mist in a summer day.

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no