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The different Kaneki’s as boyfriends:

Kuroneki: The really sweet guy you dated in highschool that just kinda went missing and you never heard from again. 

Shironeki: The edgy asshole who’s just hot enough and emo enough that he’s interestting for a bender. Regret almost immediately

Haise: The nice 9 to 5 kinda guy. Loves helping around the house great with kids. But one day you find out he has more skeletons in his closet than pinstripe pants. Also prone to major mood swings.

Black reaper: The big shot wall street kinda guy. Really well off, really hot, people are afraid of him and you should be too. You know this is gonna be a mistake but you still do it.

OEK: Way too stressed for his own good. Worries way too much and just wants make you happy. He’ll tell you what he feels constantly. Like way more than is cute. But prone to doubt and indecision. Maybe eat way too much sometimes and needs help to recover.

All the Kaneki’s: A mess and it’s a miracle anyone is interested in him