Oh Hai I'm Bored And Lonely Hope You Don't Mind - Tumblr Posts

"Now that wasn't nice..." Cue an alter-werehog watching the other indignantly. "Come on, man, you're not really gonna steal all those, are you?"

*Suddenly panicked screaming*

"Well that’s another one gone in fright! Oh man I’m gonna eat good tonight!" 

Yep, someone raided a hot dog stand.