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Look, I didn’t want to be a rizzler.

If you’re mewing to this because you think you might be one, my advice is: end your streak right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about their edgeing, try to live a beta life.

Being a rizzler, is skibidi, it’s lacking gyatt, most of the time, it gets you mogged in painful, nasty ways.

If you’re a gooner, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe the rizz never left Ohio.

But if you recognize yourself in these pages - if you feel something mogging inside - stop edging immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, it’s only a matter of time before the opps sense it too, and they’ll come for you.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

hey house thinks about jumping off of very tall somethings just to see wilson come running and say the one thing he's been wanting. just so you know