Okay But I Just Found My DS - Tumblr Posts

hay-389
1 year ago

Today I offer Tumblr real, undoctored screenshots from the House MD DS game, free of context:

Pixel House saying "And we're going to have to euthanize the monkey"
Pixel House saying "Exactly. You don't have a butt. It's my medical opinion that you need more of a butt."
Pixel House saying "Either she's just had sex with Willy Wonka, or... well, actually I like that idea."
Pixel House saying "Sure it is! Just make sure to have a circus clown spanking her."
Pixel House saying "Wow, Taub! You're Jewish and god at math! Amazing! Except you're wrong."
Pixel House saying "You're drawn like a moth to a flame. A sexy, nubile moth."
Pixel House saying "I know! You were locked inside a coffin as a part of some weird fetishistic ritual. It's completely normal!"
Pixel House saying "Cold sore gel, Taub? Afraid you caught something the last time we made out?"
Pixel House saying "Well, it's stupid to smoke the wakcy tobacky."
Pixel Wilson saying "Well, I said 'deceased relative,' but your idea is sexier."

Special awards go to:

"Would you still love me if I was a worm" core:

Pixel Olivia Wilde saying "Would you still love me if I suddenly turned blue?"

And my personal favorite, for all the omegaverse girlies out there:

Pixel House saying "Any other illnesss? Aside from that one where you start saying nonsense words like 'Alpha' and 'Omega'?"

EDIT: adding a link to my other post with more info on the game

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okay but I just found my DS so if you excuse me I have a purchase to go make I can picture House saying all of this too in his voice house md also I would love to see more
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