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@maddieandchimney Thanks for another tag!
And omg that Wattpad phase, I’m cringinggggg just thinking about it. That phase happened when I first started getting into fanfic back in 7th or 8th grade. I started first on fanfic.net, but my best friend at the time was like look at this app. Let’s just say I’m so glad my name on Wattpad isn’t the same name I use today. The stories I published on there...😬😳. But I mean, I guess it doesn’t really matter when some fanfictions on Fanfic.net are about to hit 6 years old lol. Read them at your own risk. 😭😂☠️
Been Going Through Some of my Old Writing Recently
here's some gems.
"...and the man smiled, all sillylike. I didn't trust it."
"FOR GOD, GLORY, and RUTEBAGAS!"
"So they waited, and waited and guess what? Bet you can't guess, they waited some more."
"I VOTE WE STAY IN THIS TUNNEL FOR THE TIME BEING SO WE DON'T GET CRUSHED."
"Everywhere is alive with a sparkle!"
"Vocal fish mutter 'What a ruckus these ducks are making.'"
"'But I will never say that Orchids are wise!' he said so the crowd booed him. Meanly."
"Tulips used to cost an arm and a leg in the olden days..."
"This obsession of Seras meant that she buys their hats by the pound."
"But the thing is they are very ugly things that look like diapers crossed with silk and an elephant!"
"But of course the wind was enjoying the suspense, because in reality he was not the nicest gust of wind."
"'Oh well, too bad lost another one.' It was not his first time carrying a dewdrop."
"all of it's citizens are saltine crackers, and that might seem strange to you and me but they are happy and lead happy cracker lives and eat cinnamon toast crunch cereal for some reason."
"Your no better than a vicious pile of hats, sir!"
"By now you might be like why is the narrator telling me all this is the narrator gonna get on with the story?! So I am gonna get on with this story."
"p.s (their houses and all of the buildings are made of cheese.)"
"Fear ME FOR I HAVE THE POLYGUN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
"It would have savagely ripped me to pieces if Gantra the sky whale had not rescued me with her Sunlight and Rainbow Magic."
lol 9 year old me was strange.
As I’m packing to move, I found some old fanfics I wrote but didn’t publish. One was for Drifters by Kouta Hirano. After rereading it, Toyohisa seems so OOC. Like what was I thinking when I tried to write his character... Also, a self insert. Man looking back on it makes me so embarrassed.
A part of me want to rewrite it as I still like the manga. It was really cool seeing all these historical people converge in a fantasy world. Maybe not be so cheesy. I kind of want to post the old version first & then do a new version. Like a before & after kind of thing. I don’t know. I’ll think about it some more after moving.