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Anyone else beginning to understand your diy style and techniques? And thus looking back at your very first attempts and wanting to vomit? I ruined perfectly fine pieces of clothing. They spent their days hanging on racks in stores waiting to be loved, were bought for undoubtedly unreasonable prices, loved well and eventually donated to a thrift somewhere... only to be absolutely DEFILED by a chubby baby punk with a pair of scissors and a bag of safety pins. Yes, they were originally boring and basic, but my attempts to spice them were largely failures and one hundred percent lacked any vision or skill.

And yes, everyone starts somewhere! First DIYs were an important part of the process to mature us into our current skill level.

Anyways, I just threw away two shirts.

How do people take short showers? Like I’m 5’8-5’9”, I have VERY long legs and I’m built like a Snoo-Snoo Amazon made of bricks. I have a lotta square footage to cover and that’s not even including my hair and skin routine. How fuckin’ small are other girls that they can get everything done in like 10 minutes...??

If I only had ten minutes of hot water, I’d be halfway through scrubbing one leg and might be done combing in my conditioner. I simply do not understand...

Been Going Through Some of my Old Writing Recently

here's some gems.

"...and the man smiled, all sillylike. I didn't trust it."

"FOR GOD, GLORY, and RUTEBAGAS!"

"So they waited, and waited and guess what? Bet you can't guess, they waited some more."

"I VOTE WE STAY IN THIS TUNNEL FOR THE TIME BEING SO WE DON'T GET CRUSHED."

"Everywhere is alive with a sparkle!"

"Vocal fish mutter 'What a ruckus these ducks are making.'"

"'But I will never say that Orchids are wise!' he said so the crowd booed him. Meanly."

"Tulips used to cost an arm and a leg in the olden days..."

"This obsession of Seras meant that she buys their hats by the pound."

"But the thing is they are very ugly things that look like diapers crossed with silk and an elephant!"

"But of course the wind was enjoying the suspense, because in reality he was not the nicest gust of wind."

"'Oh well, too bad lost another one.' It was not his first time carrying a dewdrop."

"all of it's citizens are saltine crackers, and that might seem strange to you and me but they are happy and lead happy cracker lives and eat cinnamon toast crunch cereal for some reason."

"Your no better than a vicious pile of hats, sir!"

"By now you might be like why is the narrator telling me all this is the narrator gonna get on with the story?! So I am gonna get on with this story."

"p.s (their houses and all of the buildings are made of cheese.)"

"Fear ME FOR I HAVE THE POLYGUN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"

"It would have savagely ripped me to pieces if Gantra the sky whale had not rescued me with her Sunlight and Rainbow Magic."

lol 9 year old me was strange.