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So anyway, unholyverse Gerard is Jesus

He travels around with several men who hang onto his every word

He spreads a message of kindness and empathy and love

He performs miracles, and helps his closest companions do miracles too

He martyrs himself for the world’s sins (Frank is his world shh)

He’s dead for like 3 days and then he comes back (there’s a whole lamentation about it)

He’s like Jesus if Jesus got to be a guy after coming back instead of just shooting up to heaven to do God Things. And if he was textually gay. Anyway it’s funny that Frank is the one that gets crucified because he’s Mar- (*gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot*) y.