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can you elaborate on the different ways to be a sans fan and what it means lol

Ahskdjd alright you asked for it, prepare to get your wig ripped off, anon. Behold, the 100% accurate, exhaustive alignment chart of Sans-enjoyers.

The meme-lord: you're here for the jokes, the puns, the funnies. Your favourite scenes are Sans-Papyrus interactions and you probably laughed out loud during the conveniently-shaped-lamp scene. Your favourite fancontent are crack-fics and wholesome mini comics. You are in the good place TM.

The fantheorist: you've dissected every line of Sans' traumadumping monologue during his fight 262168462 times and you've watched every theory video on him in existence. You're probably really into the Dadster and former-scientist-Sans theories too. Your heart beats for angsty time-loop fics with a good sprinkle of nightmares and depression.

The skeletonfucker: let's get real, you want Sans Undertale carnally and you aren't even trying to hide it. You want this guy to smash your soul into a wall and impale you with his bones if you catch my drift. If you're a fanartist, a surefire way to recognize your sick twisted fantasies is the fact that you draw Sans with a tongue, even if the art is technically sfw. You're stuck in a purgatory of your own making.

The AU-enjoyer: I am so sorry, but all help comes too late for you, pal. It all started out innocently when one day you stumbled across some Underfell or Underswap fanart and got curious, deciding to take a further look into this. Now you are up to your armpits in AUs and cross-overs and read fics that are literally incomprehensible to the average Undertale fan. If the skeletonfuckers are in purgatory, you are stuck in the deepest circle of hell and you're never getting back out.