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11 years ago
Er-Uh..."We're?" Oh no, I am going shopping and "You" are just going to follow along. I refuse to be placed in L.E.I jeans and Route 66 boots with matching un-named polo and hoodie combos. You will not forsake me like this! /Throws her visa/master/american express/Rushcard's into the Microwave on frozen/ Try swiping them now!

-slowly inches her fingers towards your back pocket-
/pretends that the oven has dinged and hypothetical pastries have finished cooking/ Oh look at that! /quickly runs away/
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