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ive been in such a dragon mood lately. (im pretty sure they count as monsters? anyways)

i just need a big strong dragon to snatch me up and put me in his hoard. treat me like a pet, and call me his most precious treasure in his deep bassy voice that rattles the walls of his cave and every bone in my body. i need him to make me wear naught but a shape flattering piece of lingerie made of delicate gold chains so he can appreciate my natural form at all times. this massive reptilian beast will not only objectify me but protect me because I'm his to own. and not to be kinky (lol) but i kinda want him to brand me with a symbol of ownership using his fire breath. is that too much to ask? in exchange for his protection, I'll put everything i have into pleasing him. he just needs to lie on his back and let me go to town— don't even bother polymorphing into a smaller form, I'll put my whole body into it. this is my ideal relationship and im completely normal i think

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