Orange Addison Is The Fucking Best Boi And I Will Die On This Hill If I Must To Prove My Point - Tumblr Posts
I have a lot of things to say, but since I'm in the middle of drawing my interpretation of the Addisons and Spamton, I don't want to reveal all of it in there, but here's a summary:
-The department in which Spamton used to work as an Addison was the "Screwups" department, and while he was definitely the worst at his job, his coworkers were also considered to be bad at their job.
-There are 5 kinds of Addisons who are all manufactured, the 5th one being the red Addisons, who are basically the boss of their departments. They are always in their office, doing paperwork and swimming in money Picsou style, which is why you don't encounter them in game. There's no way these rich bastards would go through the effort of socializing with the disgusting and pathetic middle class, the horror! Give money to the poor? Don't even think about it!
-Spamton was supposed to be a red Addison, which can still be seen with his red cheeks. However, there was a problem during his "birth", and he ended up coming out a defect.
-I fucking love the orange Addison so much that I made him the boss of Spam's department, and I made him the jolliest and most supportive guy you ever m- Freak, that's just As gore whole character without the trauma.
-Spamton and Pink have gone through many arguments throughout the years, but all of them always end the same way: with Spam kicking Pink in the nuts. And even after 30 years, Pink still hasn't learned to fucking dodge, so you end up with a Spamton who, after being thrown in the trash, sometimes sneaks into Pink's tea shop, throws a pipis at his crotch, laughs like the maniac goblin he is, then leave without giving an explanation. He does this every few weeks. Pink still hasn't learned to dodge after 30 years of being punched in the dick.
Hey lads, what are some of your Addison headcanons?
Personality, general species biology, story stuff, etc. Anything Addison (Spamton included) related