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A Bouquet of Bones

“I think they’re dead.”

“You think? Potter, it’s a pile of bones, a veritable skeleton, and you only think they’re dead.” Draco scoffs, and runs his hands through his hair, tousling it exactly how Harry likes. “Thank goodness the ‘Chosen One’ is on the case. I, for one, feel much safer—”

Harry sighs, deciding how far to push his luck. “Well, first I need to confirm that they’re actually human bones.”

“Oh, I—“

Harry advances on Draco, a flush rising up his pale neck as he takes several steps back. “You see, the last four times you’ve called…they’ve actually been flowers transfigured to look like bones.”

“Th-the thing is—“ Draco stammers, back hitting the door.

Harry presses his body flush against Draco’s and brackets Draco trembling shoulders with his forearms. “The thing is you’re a shit flirt.”

“How dare—” Draco murmurs, “I’ve never…”

“I’ll pick you up at seven tomorrow,” Harry whispers against the shell of Draco’s ear, smiling when Draco gasps softly.

“That’s not…I mean to say—“

“See you tomorrow.” Harry presses a chaste kiss against Draco’s pink lips. “Bring real flowers this time.”

For the @drarrymicrofic prompt: skeletons. Thank you to @written-in-ash for the lovely beta work. My best guess is ‘bones but make it sexy?’ I’m slowly losing it, friends.

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