Paris Is My Number One Opp - Tumblr Posts
9 months ago
sometimes i wonder if thetis maybe wasn’t a little bitch how achilles wouldn’t have had to go to troy and patroclus wouldn’t have gone either and they’d be alive and happy and back living with chiron and they’d get married and live happily ever after but NOOOOO thetis is literally the #1 patroclus hater and i hate her
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the only good thing she did was write his name on achilles grave
i just want them to be happy and alive
fuck you thetis
and also odysseus for practically forcing achilles to go to troy
and also patroclus’ dad who i hate and he was weird
and also paris i hate you paris
paris is my number one opp
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