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Okay guys I wasn’t going to give my take on the penismp but i guess i have to.
You are all SLEEPYING on c!cumshits during the war of the cum tree. He FOUGHT back and DIDNT JUST WATCH as his friends got killed. he may have gotten killed in the process but it popped off. (Literally) he went through so much helping c!penis just to get betrayed in the end. I hope he goes to therapy. anyways stan c!cumshits 🙄
Heres some MILFBOSS LORE WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT RN
Milfboss’s hoe Mobile arc, its commonly over looked sense its really small and its right after the Rabbid war
(This is the direct aftermath (although a couple weeks late) of the electric chair. C!Tree started out on C!Penis’s side, but switched after he found out what happened to C!Shitty. C!Tree ended up losing his last canon life and becoming a ghost. For those who dont know)
but theres so much to talk about it. Milfboss was finally learning how to change. she was finally going to retire just like pisskink got to. But fucking HairyTV showed up and destroyed everything they loved and cared for but hairy with some self respect left the hoe Mobile. they had one thing left. the last bits of the last things they wanted on the server all gone. Just like that just because they’re suppose to be a villain
But what cumblast did was disgusting. cumblast did nothing but rub it in and destroyed her hoe Mobile that they MOST OF of season one building. AND NOW SHES TRAPPED UNDER GROUND WITH ONLY ENOUGH AIR TO BREATHE AND NO ONES TALKING ABOUT IT? AND THE LINE
“If they want me to be mean, i fucking will be. This server is coming down and I’ll make sure it happens. You messed with the wrong boss, cumblast.”
IT GAVE ME FUCKING CHILLS
GUYS PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK IS A PENIS SMP I AM SO INCREDIBLY CONFUSED IT WON’T LEAVE MY DASHBOARD WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS MY SECOND POSET THAT REVOLVE AROUND PENISES
GUYS PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK IS A PENIS SMP I AM SO INCREDIBLY CONFUSED IT WON’T LEAVE MY DASHBOARD WHAT THE FUCK
BRO THANK YOU AND HOLYFUCK THIS IS SOME DEEP LORE AND THE HOMOEROTIC TENSIONS-
GUYS PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK IS A PENIS SMP I AM SO INCREDIBLY CONFUSED IT WON’T LEAVE MY DASHBOARD WHAT THE FUCK
I will never forget Milfboss doing golden shower on Penis ( hate that guy )
LORE RECAP FOR 5/20/21
- Turbothruster starts off his stream by harvesting wheat and working on his cow farm
- Milfboss asks where he is in chat, and after some discussion, Turbo agrees to meet her at the sus tree.
- Milfboss tells Turbothruster she has some big plans, but when Turbo tries to ask about them, Milf dances around the question.
Turbothruster: Milf, I- I don't- I want to help you, but I want to know what you're doing.
Milfboss: Do you trust me, Turbo?
Turbothruster: I do! Im not saying I don't. But-
Milfboss: I know we haven't talked much since what happened. I know. But you need to trust me now, and I promise you it will all make sense later.
- Milf asks him to collect as much wood as possible, and bring it to her.
- Turbo agrees, under one condition- Milf is careful, and doesn't go throwing her lives away for nothing.
- Milf leaves the call, and Turbo seems concerned.
- Turbo mentions he is worried that Milf is going to do something dangerous, and starts walking to the far end of the smp.
- Turbo goes to Admiral_Anus' base, and they get into a call together.
- Turbo and Admiral have a somewhat awkward conversation, before Turbo admits to her that he thinks Milf might be in danger.
Turbothruster: Now I know that we haven't always gotten along-
Admiral_Anus: Mhm.
Turbothruster: (nervous laugh) Uh- Yeah. But um.. I'm going to be honest, I am worried about Milfboss.
Admiral_Anus: What do you mean?
Turbothruster: I don't know. I don't know what's going on, she isn't telling me anything, but just... Can you keep an eye on her for me? And if she tells you anything, could you let me know?
Admiral_Anus: Alright. Uh.. Yeah, no, don't worry. I care about Milf too. I'll keep an eye on her.
- Turbo and Admiral make an agreement: They will both look out for Milf, and if either of them get any information on what she's doing, they'll let the other know.
- Turbo leaves the call, and spends the rest of the stream collecting wood and reading donos
Turbothruster's stream
Milfboss' stream
C0mmunismd0g's stream
Honestly I think we as a fandom need to confront the scene where C!Shitty and C!Milf talk about the deal they made behind the community Chuck E Cheese because it establishes a lot of the motivation behind C!Shitty’s later betrayal of C!Penis and paints him in a much more sympathetic light. C!Shitty was clearly manipulated by C!Milf because why would he ever want to hurt his beloved???
Anyways I’m a C!Shitty apologist.
Did you know this sudden trends of this so called PenisSMP or something i just search the Dream SMP Tag and i am bombarded with this unknown contents i have stumbled upon.
yea it’s pretty funny hehaheh
Can you help me please i just saw an critical post about it and an fanart of penis fellow kissing Dream.... I am slowly losing my sanity here. 😢
im sorry but i cannot help you (ˉ▽ˉ；)...
dream smp lore sucks ive decided im only paying attention to penis smp lore now