Phone Charger Cause Duh - Tumblr Posts

listen i need to be prepared for literally anything when i leave my house or i’m stressed the fuck out my tote bags are like that one bitch’s magic pouch from harry potter they could fit my entire apartment in there if i needed them to and BELIEVE me when i say they damn near have before i always have my wallet/keys but there’s also always an absurd amount of loose change floating around in there we’re talking bills and coins okay you’d think that would be in the wallet but no can’t make things too easy on myself multiple different chapsticks and lip oils usually some mascara and eye glitter/eyeshadow for touch ups throughout the day a bandana and hair ties a half eaten bag of takis or equivalent hot chip mints my work apron and therefore a bajillion pens a knife cause i’m a woman who walks home at night after work whatever book i’m trying to read that month deodorant cause it’s fucking HOT right now and i am sweatyyyyyyy dry shampoo cause see above travel toothbrush and toothpaste sometimes my dog is in there when i have to sneak her on the bus with me vape and/or actual cigarettes depending on if i went out the night before and made bad choices receipt graveyard as documentation of proof of said bad choices at least two different perfumes so i can switch it up based on my mood phone charger cause duh tarot cards often make an appearance as well oh and my headphones : )