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MEN ARE PIGS

"Urgh, men are such fucking pigs"

Aww, look at this cute little twink, whinging about his bad break up. Turns out his boyfriend, er, ex-boyfriend was just using him for sex. Well, yeah, men are pigs after all. But it's cute how naive he is...

He thinks he's exempt

Bros, what are you thinking? Cuz I think a real pig should have a big, fat, hairy ass. Barely able to be stuffed in his trousers. A real pig should have dark, wiry hair that covers every inch of his body, leaving a thick forest stuffed deep in his pits and between his cheeks.

It's such a shame his ex was only interested in his body. Men, right? You know, I think I should leave him desperately, pathetically horny for exactly the type of twink he used to be. Yeah, he deserves it.

I snap my fingers, and this thick mist of sweat and deodorant rains down over his body

"Gahghh, What is that?"

POOF

He screams

"WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO ME??"

I'll leave him to claw at his new, hairy ass. I'm sure he'll even try shaving it. But sooner or later he'll end up at the club, grunting and growling at every boy in a crop top that walks past, and they'll role their eyes, and think to themselves "Ew, men are fucking pigs".

But hey, I'll get to them too