Please Do Not Turn Into A Snake - Tumblr Posts

I have been informed that this sounds like a sex thing 🫠 it's not I swear it's the reader turning into a snake

Hey there. You. Reading this. Take a break. Get up, stretch out your chest and back, unclench your jaw, get a glass of water. Blink a couple times. Raise your arms above your head, lean to the side, touch the wall. Stretch your legs and your arms. Bend them back. Now tilt your head gently to each side and keep going until you feel a stretch in your muscles. Feels good, doesn't it? Keep going. Blink again. Again. Notice anything? Touch your toes. Oh, and unclench your jaw again. Let it loose. Go grab some food. No, not- not that. An egg. You don't need to cook it. Trust me. Just trust me. Your limbs are feeling looser, no? That's good. Take the egg and put it in your mouth. It doesn't fit? Unclench your jaw. More. There you go. Swallow it. Your neck is stretching out, no? That's a good sign. Blink again for me. Good. Now both sets. Good. Tell me what you smell. Ah, there's the tongue. Good. You don't feel the egg anymore? Perfect. Your body knows how to take care of it now.