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scrolled a bit too far while looking for a reference (i was making the sugar rush people from wreck it ralph in dress to impress cause im obsessed with their character designs) and i saw an inappropriate headcanon (??? idk what to call it but it said that two of them went at it) about two of the characters 🙁 these are literal children guys wtf 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁

i physically reacted and said "ew?????" cause what the hell....

it just made me sad cause why are people like this 😭

Someone please recommend me some fics w this plot 🙏🙏

this is gonna turn into an actual fic someday but i needed to get this out into the world bcs its been sitting in my drafts long enough.

falling for the “can we talk in person” trick with them.

the notification ping rings through your ears as you sleepily look up from your pillows, grabbing your phone blindly in the dark to check who’s texted only to grimace and see that it’s him.

“can we js talk?” it says mockingly across your phone screen, “in person, pease. i need closure.”

and stupidly, you agree to it. texting him to meet at his house the next day to resolve all disputes between you two.

you’re so stupid for thinking you both are actually gonna talk things out, trying to remain civil while one hand of his is already underneath your shirt grabbing at your bra until you’re all over each other, his other hand on your ass while aggressively making out with you the moment you step foot in his apartment.

the moment he’s unbuckling his belt while bending you over the kitchen island is when you realize it was never gonna be just a talk with him.

“gonna miss this pussy,” he grunts, aggressively thrusting his cock into you, your knuckles turning white from gripping the counter for stability as you let out a pornographic moan.

“gonna miss the way you take me so well.”

and after everything’s been said and done, after the two of you come down from your post-sex highs, is when you finally snap out of your daze. the fact that you’re both awkwardly sitting beside each other on the couch, running a hand down your faces and groaning at what had just occured.

it ends in the two of you getting back together for the sake of it all, even though you both know it’s unhealthy. you just can’t resist each other’s bodies.

♪ — matsukawa. hanamaki. osamu. suna. terushima. futakuchi. konoha. kyoutani. nishinoya. daishou. semi. shirabu. hoshiumi. tsukishima. kuroo.